This past Tuesday marked an important point in the election season, with 12 different states holding their primary elections. Below we’ve compiled a short recap– canine style

 

Dognald Trump

A photo posted by Stella & Roux (@stella_and_roux) on Aug 20, 2015 at 7:46pm PDT

What we know

• Not a fan of Chihuahuas
• Wants to put up a fence around yard
• To keep out Chihuahuas
• The Chihuahuas will pay for it

His supporters mainly consist of other boxers, and breeds such as Rottweilers, Pit Bulls, and Dobermans

Super Tuesday Wins: Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Massachusetts, Tennessee, Vermont, and Virginia

 

Barko Rubio

A photo posted by Huey (@huey_da_chihuahua) on Jan 23, 2016 at 2:20pm PST

What we know

• Somewhat better attitude towards Chihuahuas than Dognald
• Somewhat better hair than Dognald
• Somewhat worse support than Dognald

With a much smaller following than his competitors, Barko Rubio tends to be favored by fellow frenchies, other breeds of bulldogs, and his mom.

Super Tuesday Wins: Minnesota

 

Ted Pawz

A photo posted by Kevin Bacon (@kevinbacon_thefrenchie) on Feb 11, 2016 at 9:54am PST

What we know

• Always looks sort of sad
• Even when smiling
• May or may not be responsible for string of killings in Northern California during the 1960s/70s

Ted Pawz seems to draw a somewhat more diverse following than Dognald, and somewhat larger following than Barko, which is good enough in his mind

Super Tuesday Wins:  Alaska, Oklahoma, and Texas

 

Boney Sanders

A photo posted by Jordan Lance (@torchic442) on Feb 19, 2016 at 2:03pm PST

What we know

• Old
• Glasses
• Believes all dogs deserve free trips to the vet, free training, and unlimited bones

With an all-inclusive campaign platform, Boney Sanders seems to appeal to all sorts of breeds, but is largely favored by puppies.

Super Tuesday Wins: Colorado, Oklahoma, Minnesota, Vermont

 

Hilpuppy Clinton

A photo posted by Nutello the pug (@nutellothepug) on Mar 8, 2015 at 10:14am PDT

What we know

• Also old (ish)
• No glasses
• Attempts to relate to puppies, fails

Hilpuppy Clinton is favored among breeds such as pugs, english bulldogs, and shar peis, and despite attempts to relate to younger voters, seems to resonate mostly with older dogs.

Super Tuesday Wins: Alaska, Arkansas, Georgia, Mississippi, Tennessee, Texas, Virginia

 

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