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August 17, 2016
10 Things Only Spaniel Parents Understand
For starters, you know it’s impossible to take a bad photo of them
But you also know how easy it is to take a goofy photo of them
Cause boy are they goofy
They’re crazy athletic
And you know they’re always ready to play
You always know you can trust them around kids (of all species)
No, for real.
And you’re all too familiar with their masterful camouflage skills
You can always count on them to spend a day outdoors with you
And know they’ll never leave your side
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August 17, 2016
10 Things Only a Dalmatian Parent Could Understand
For starters, no we do not have 101 of them
(But sometimes we wish we did)
And while we like repping our Dalmatian love, we do not in fact sue them to make coats
There’s really no better babysitter
Or better partner in adventure
You lost any hope of personal space a long time ago
But honestly, you don’t even really mind
They never fail to make you laugh
And you know you’re always coming home to someone overjoyed to see you
Even if the home you’re coming back to is a little more chaotic for it
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August 16, 2016
10 Things Only a Bloodhound Parent Could Understand
For starters, the somewhat intimidating name isn’t all that accurate a representation
If anything, they usually blow you away by how ridiculously affectionate they are
They’re good with everyone and everything really
And you know for a fact that they make the best babysitters
They somehow make wrinkles really, really cute
Not to mention they’re natural models
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Well usually. It’s like 50/50
They’re the best adventure partners you could ever hope for
Which isn’t to say they aren’t happy spending a day inside
But if you’re being honest, you usually have trouble keeping up with them
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For starters, they are the actual cutest dogs around
And crazy beautiful too
They’re the best adventuring buddy you could ask for
Cause they love to be outside
They’re always happy to help in any way they can
Especially if they’re helping catch pokemon
They’re some of the sweetest dogs you’ll ever meet
Especially with kids
At one point you have to admit that they’re more athletic than you
And you know that no matter what, they’ll never leave your side
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August 13, 2016
10 Things Only a Poodle Parent Could Understand
People always assume that they all have that haircut
Which isn’t at all true. Some keep it long
And some prefer chop it all off
Not that there’s anything with those who do opt for more traditional cuts, thank you very much
But whatever haircut you choose, grooming is of the utmost importance
Being a ~fancy~ dog breed doesn’t mean they aren’t as fun loving as all other dogs
Cause you know they’re always up for an adventure
They’re basically people
And for some reason, people always seem to underestimate how big they are
But despite their robust size, they’ll always be your baby
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May 30, 2016
Honoring Our Nation’s Heroes
Since our country’s founding, American soldiers have bravely fought for our freedom
And for every step of the way dogs have fought alongside them
Memorial Day, celebrated on the last Monday of May, originated as Decoration Day in the years following the civil war.
It was established as a federal holiday in 1971, and has remained widely celebrated since then
It’s used as a day to honor veterans still with us, and remember those who have passed
So here’s to the servicemen and women who keep our country safe
And the dogs who are with them through it all
Canine or human, let’s take a minute to honor our nation’s heroes
And thank them for all they have done
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April 29, 2016
20 Beautiful Homages to Our Furry Friends
This crazy detailed Chihuahua
This macabre corgi
This suave fellow
This tiny little pal
This intricate linework
This eye catching watercolor
This touching tribute
This lil space cadet
This colorful cutie
This silent onlooker
This hipster Frenchie
This simple portrait
This geometric stunner
This masterful sketch
This snoozing bully
This teeny tiny poof
This… cupcake head?
This regal portrait
Hey, we were all thinking it.
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March 23, 2016
12 Signs You’re the Parent of a Power Chewer
You don’t get one bone for your power chewer — you get a basket of them
You always have extra leashes, collars, and harnesses on hand. Just in case.
You’ve learned to find a sort of artistic beauty in destruction
You’re painfully familiar with their guilty face
This photo gives you intense déjà vu
You know that if they destroy something, it just means they loved it a lot. So really it’s a compliment.
This photo resonates with you on a spiritual level
Your dog is why you can’t have nice things
Because if something exists, your pooch will do everything in their power to chew it into oblivion
Toy or not
You try your hardest to be mad at them, but really you can’t be
Cause who could ever be mad at a face like that?
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March 3, 2016
Super Tuesday Recap: Canine Style
This past Tuesday marked an important point in the election season, with 12 different states holding their primary elections. Below we’ve compiled a short recap– canine style
Dognald Trump
What we know
- Not a fan of Chihuahuas
- Wants to put up a fence around yard
- To keep out Chihuahuas
- The Chihuahuas will pay for it
His supporters mainly consist of other boxers, and breeds such as Rottweilers, Pit Bulls, and Dobermans
Super Tuesday Wins: Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Massachusetts, Tennessee, Vermont, and Virginia
Barko Rubio
What we know
- Somewhat better attitude towards Chihuahuas than Dognald
- Somewhat better hair than Dognald
- Somewhat worse support than Dognald
With a much smaller following than his competitors, Barko Rubio tends to be favored by fellow frenchies, other breeds of bulldogs, and his mom.
Super Tuesday Wins: Minnesota
Ted Pawz
What we know
- Always looks sort of sad
- Even when smiling
- May or may not be responsible for string of killings in Northern California during the 1960s/70s
Ted Pawz seems to draw a somewhat more diverse following than Dognald, and somewhat larger following than Barko, which is good enough in his mind
Super Tuesday Wins: Alaska, Oklahoma, and Texas
Boney Sanders
What we know
- Old
- Glasses
- Believes all dogs deserve free trips to the vet, free training, and unlimited bones
With an all-inclusive campaign platform, Boney Sanders seems to appeal to all sorts of breeds, but is largely favored by puppies.
Super Tuesday Wins: Colorado, Oklahoma, Minnesota, Vermont
Hilpuppy Clinton
What we know
- Also old (ish)
- No glasses
- Attempts to relate to puppies, fails
Hilpuppy Clinton is favored among breeds such as pugs, english bulldogs, and shar peis, and despite attempts to relate to younger voters, seems to resonate mostly with older dogs.
Super Tuesday Wins: Alaska, Arkansas, Georgia, Mississippi, Tennessee, Texas, Virginia