In: Mastiffs
October 30, 2015
Top 10 Halloween Hound Getups!
Your dog loves Halloween as much as you do. Getting dressed up in a costume? Posing for pictures while everyone laughs and high fives their human friend? They love it.
While that may not be entirely true, your dog can’t vocally tell you otherwise, so we suggest you continue dressing your dog in the most creative, hilarious ways possible on October 31st.
The urge to do a countdown is too large… so we scoured Instagram to find the most amazing, absurd and creative costumes people have graced their four legged friends with.
Top 10 Hound Halloween Getups
#10 : When the tail-wagger in your life is dressed up as a super-hero – he plays the part & embraces the role… making Batman an obvious contender.
#9 : When you’re able to make the best of a rotten situation on Halloween, you grab that opportunity. He’s not impressed… but if he only knew just how clever it is, he’d probably have a change of heart.
#8 : Cheap, creative and comfortable. What more could a dog want?
#7 : “I feel pretty…oh, so pretty.” Patience and beauty give this hound a deserved spot on our list.
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#6: If you, as a dog are able to make the appropriate sound to accompany the costume – we’re impressed.
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#5: When a Husky pulls off a hot dog costume better than a wiener dog, it should be acknowledged.
#4: We’re not sure how this Boxer’s human parents convinced them to keep this pig nose on his face, but we love it.
#3: We triple dog dare you to find a better looking Lion-Dog.
#2: Creativity, effort and natural ability to pull it off earned Waldo major bonus points!
#1: A dog skeleton!? Homemade!? They doesn’t even know they’re in costume?! Without a doubt – this had to top the list at number one for creativity and comfort.
There you have it, Bullymake’s Top 10 Hound Halloween Getups!
And don’t forget to spoil your pooch this Howl-O-Ween too! [See below].
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October 20, 2015
17 Reasons Mastiffs SUCK
1. Mastiffs can be real snarky, snickering and being cute, all that terrible stuff.
2. The cat likes the Mastiff more than the humans in your house.
3. When you have to wake up, your Mastiff doesn’t.
4. Mastiffs enjoy being back-seat cookers, much like back-seat drivers… only they make sure you’re cooking correctly.
5. It takes no time at all to look this cute, it’s natural.
6. Mastiff’s have their own unique way of letting you know what they think of your jokes.
7. Tennis Ball? (Hahahaha) No.
8. Equip your Mastiff with plenty of fun toys, or he’ll give you a friendly reminder.
9. Try fibbing to your Mastiff and he’ll give you this look.
10. They get twitchy when they realize you’re near and not showing them affection. But they definitely deserve all the love possible 🙂
12. Only your Mastiff would be able to get away with the noises and faces that are made at mealtime.
13. Even your Mastiff can’t stand the stench of their gas – there’s a chance they thinks you did it.
14. Your Mastiff doesn’t mind the mud… even if you do.
15. A coffee table? No, there’s no room. You’d much rather have the Mastiffs anyway.
16. They can pull off a snaggle-toothed sleep-face better than any human… Adorable.
17. You can’t help but love them to shreds!
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October 12, 2015
12 Awesome Mastiffs Being Gentle Giants
1. I told him I didn’t want to play… but, it’s okay. I don’t mind.
2. Costume, or no costume… She has the heart of a lion.
3. Tiny baby, huge dog… best friends.
4. Judgement free zone. All cuddlers welcome!
5. He is hers, and she is his… it’s the way it has to be.
6. Just because you’re large, doesn’t mean you can’t mind your manners.
7. Tell me your problems. I’m here for you.
8. What do you mean they were scared of me… they’ve never met me!
9. Brothers from another mother.
10. Just keeping your bed warm until later for you… and then you guys can share.
11. Ready when you guys are. Take your time. Just happy to be here.
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September 28, 2015
16 Dogs… That Love [Or Hate] Their Cats!
1. This cat thinks it’s just one of the dogs and the dogs… they think otherwise sometimes.
2. As long as the feline keeps the nails in the paws… they’re friends.
3. This Golden and Tabby believed they were brother and sister for a little while…
4. As long as their humans aren’t paying more attention to the other… they’re great friends.
5. There is actually no hate involved in this relationship – 100% love. Surprisingly.
6. They’ve agreed to share the bed, but they refuse to talk about it.
7. The dog enjoys this significantly more than the cat.
8. They do an every-other-day thing for the sunshine at noon.
9. Another Dog-Cat understanding. Friends. Kind of?
10. Obviously, this cat is in charge… and it works for this pit and lab.
11. This pooch may have surrendered it’s position as top-dog.
12. It’s not surprising there’s another all love, no hate relationship in this list, is it?
13. When the humans offer food – every single one is on their best behavior.
14. Some relationships take time…
15. “Listen humans… if the cat can do it – I can do it.” –Dog
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September 23, 2015
13 Insanely Easy Ways for a Happy Mastiff!
1. Let your Mastiff’s personality shine and embrace their craziness.
2. Dance in your home, in your yard and in public with your Mastiff.
3. Give your Mastiff child a warm, cozy place to lay his head at the end of the day.
4. Make appropriate accommodations for your massive Mastiff…
5. Bring your Mastiff around other gentle giants… better yet, adopt three!
6. Give your Mastiff something to look forward to. Birthday treats… every year.
7. Allow your Mastiff to smell the roses … or the barbeque… whichever.
8. Never tell your Mastiff he is too large to be a lap dog – It’s simply untrue.
9. Be prepared for the slobber… and don’t give your Mastiff a hard time about it.
10. Occasionally, bring your Mastiff around animals that make her feel Dainty.
11. Let your Mastiff feel the wind in his face… and jowls.
12. Even if they fail… Praise your Mastiff for trying so hard.
13. Keep a good stock of chew toys available – at your Mastiffs disposal, of course.
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September 15, 2015
15 Things Only Mastiff Parents Can Possibly Comprehend
1. There’s no dog pile, like a Mastiff dog pile.
2. Mastiff drool is unlike anything you’ve ever witnessed… and then they shake their head.
3. Your home, chair, bed and heart all belong to your Mastiff.
4. When your friends and family complain about their animal shedding everywhere… you get to smirk. Go thank your Mastiff for being easy to groom why don’t ya.
5. You’re aware of your Mastiff’s size and he is less aware.
Lap dog? I think not ? #mastiffproblems pic.twitter.com/OMNDATvMFx
— Lunnndy (@HunterHunner) March 4, 2015
6. The relief that is felt when your Mastiff obviously wants to be just as lazy as you do.
7. When the Mastiff sleeps – the household is aware of it.
8. Your Mastiff can have terrible gas, you may get used to it, but warn your guests.
9. Based on size alone, people will not mess with you when you’re with your Mastiff.
10. The reality that sometimes the best listener in your household is your Mastiff child.
11. Their build, personality and efforts; everything about your Mastiff is big.
12. Your Mastiff is your best friend, and the feeling is mutual. How does this look make you feel when you leave the house? I bet other Mastiff parents have the same experience.
13. You can’t take your Mastiff anywhere…
14. Your Mastiff might be the biggest baby in the household…
15. The only thing better than one Mastiff, is two.
