In: Mastiffs
July 18, 2016
10 Reasons You Have to Love Mastiffs
They’re the original gentle giants
And so lovably goofy
But that doesn’t mean they can’t be pretty cool too
They’re always up for a car ride somewhere new
Or a good long nap
And they’ll always greet you with a smile
You know that walking down the street with them means no one will mess with you
Because for some reason they have a bit of a fearsome reputation
But you know that really, they’re all cuddles
Well, usually.
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April 29, 2016
10 Mastiffs Who Haven’t Heard of Personal Space
This cuddler
This kisser
This photobomber
This peeper
This general wreaker of havoc
This flower thief
This guy who was innovative in his choice of pillow
This slightly smaller, slightly more innovative pup
?!?!?!?!?!?!?
(But we all know we wouldn’t change a thing)
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March 28, 2016
10 Signs You’re a Crazy Mastiff Person
All you want is to be in the back of that truck
You know that anyone who thinks they’re scary dogs are completely out of their mind
Because mastiffs are truly the world’s gentlest giants
You make sure that they always look as cool as possible
You would do anything for them (even sacrifice your blanket and pillow)
Like, anything. Seriously.
You’ve accepted long ago that they’re at least two times your size
They’re front and center in family photos
And copious amounts of slobber are just another part of your day
But really, you wouldn’t change a thing
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February 11, 2016
13 Reasons You Can’t Help But Love Mastiffs
Big
Or small
Old
Or young
Even cats!
There’s no debating how full of love these gentle giants are
Plus who could resist those wrinkles?
And the tongues!
Plus, they very well may win the award for most majestic dog breed
They’re always up for an adventure
And they never mind playing dress up
And with so much love to give, we can’t help but love them back
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January 25, 2016
12 Signs You Love Your Mastiff…Too Much
Mastiffs are awesome dogs that are definitely BFF material. But do you love your Mastiff a little too much?
1. This Mastiff is allowed supreme decision making skills in his house – he is the judge AND the jury.
2. Despite spending over $2000 for this exquisite leather chair, Boozer’s owner lets her sit in it 24/7.
3. If you take your Mastiff out to sushi on the regular, you may love them too much.
4. The same goes for fancy coffee dates.
5. Also, if you are consistently having professional portraits of your Mastiff done, you may love them a little too much.
6. “I’m sorry mom, but this deer antler simply isn’t enough for me.”
7. This Mastiff’s parents not only bought him a new bed, but a memory foam mattress topper! Is that going too far?
8. This horde of Mastiff puppies lives in a hotel built by one of the biggest Mastiff puppy fans in the country.
9. Loving your Mastiff is one thing, but letting them drive your car???
10. You definitely love your Mastiff too much if they live in in cashmere blankets and throws.
11. But hey, what’s not to love?
12. Mastiffs are so great, it’s nearly impossible NOT to love them.
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January 5, 2016
14 Mastiffs with Awesome Tongues
There’s nothing like a super floppy tongue in the world of animal cuteness. These Bull Mastiffs have the trait on lockdown.
1. This Mastiff shows off his tongue as he frolics in the snow.
2. This girl knows how much tongues can do, especially when a Kong is around.
3. Aries the Mastiff understands exactly what she is talking about.
4. Look at this huge and super dirty tongue!!
5. “Oh heeeeeey guys!”
6. Corso the Mastiff has a tongue so great, his mom took two pictures.
7. Belle’s tongue is so impressive, she just chills and shows off all day.
8. While this Mastiff’s tongue isn’t totally hanging out, we all know what it’s capable of.
9. “I grow tired of your puny tongue; you may as well just stop.”
10. Luxe the Mastiff is literally sticking his tongue out on purpose.
11. Yeti’s tongue is just the right color, earning him major snaps.
12. Tongue draped to one side is definitely the classic look for Mastiffs.
13. Sure the tongues may have slobber, but they’re still adorable.
14. Keep up the good tongue work, Mastiffs.
December 9, 2015
English Mastiff Competes in Agility Contest! Cuteness Overload.
“This better be worth it.” His exact thoughts.
More information on the dog “Zeus” below.
“[Zeus] was bred by Shannon & Nick Van Duren & Carrie Klaiber. His co-owner Teresa Christie is the one with Zeus in this video. We are so proud of Zeus’s accomplishments.”
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December 2, 2015
The 12 Stereotypical Dogs Everybody Sees at the Dog Park!
The sisters waiting near the gate, gleefully waiting for their mom to give them the go-ahead to run.
The super-strong dog that runs around with a huge stick, almost trying to show off.
The totes adorable Corgi puppy that every single owner melts over, and every single dog tramples over.
The inevitable three-way tug-of-war session.
Rottweiler brothers that are just a bit too chill.
Ignore any faces like this guy’s and walk away slowly…
“Sure, you’re bigger than me, but I am the one holding this stick!”
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The two buddy dogs that cannot wait to play.
The token Jack Russell Terrier.
Warm weather always brings the “dogs under the benches” well, under the benches.
Don’t miss the pals that like to take a little rest from the action together.
And finally, all of the dogs who want to play!
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December 1, 2015
10 Mastiffs Who Want To Be Your Best Friend RIGHT NOW!
Mastiffs are among the floppiest and adorable dog breeds. They also make super great pals. Check out these 10 mastiffs who are ready to be your BFF right now!!
This hip dude will already fit in with you and your mad-trendy posse
“I’m ready to jump up and snuggle you…”
Mastiffs will show up in droves to compete for your BFF position
Charlie likes to use his big smile to score big buddy points
This mastiff already knows how to serve and protect the family
Nobody can resist how derpy this fella is
Izzy is always ready for her close-up! Selfies all around!
This mastiff is too cool for school – he could definitely lift your squad points!
Cheeky is always down for whatever!
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November 16, 2015
Case of the Mondays? These 13 Dogs Feel Your Pain!
1. After snoozing the alarm clock 3 times, and being forced to decide if you can get away with it just one more time.
2. Monday has its very own, unique getting-out-of-bed routine.
3. Wasn’t it just Sunday like, 2 minutes ago?
4. How you want to look at people who can be so chipper on a Monday morning. What’s wrong with you?
5. Waiting for that first cup of coffee to brew can take foorreeevveeerrr.
6. “Good Morning? … GOOD MORNING?! What’s so good about it?”
7. Calling in sleepy…um, I mean sick.
8. Thinking about all the awesome, sometimes questionable things you did over the weekend.
9. When you try really hard to look happy that you’re awake and where you are.
10. Sometimes you just have to work from home … especially on Mondays.
11. Getting home after a long Monday and feeling proud you made it through.
12. When your whole crew hates Monday as much as you do.
13. Monday, in a nutshell.