1. “I mean…Usually da biggest get’s da shotgun. Just sayin’.” 

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2. “Dude. I iz so effin’ happy to see you. You have no idea.”

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3. “I can do dis. I can do dis… I wonder if anyone iz watching.”

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4. “I really likes my kid… but, i refuze to show that much happiness.”

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5. “Yeah… I get it, super funny. Quick… take da picture before it falls and u can’t get likes on Facebook anymore...”

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6. “What the hell iz wrong wif you? Do you not see I am trying to enter!? HUMAN!!”

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7. “DID YOU HEAR THAT?”

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8. “I want dis. I really want dis. I really really want dis.”

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9. “Hewwo? Human? Pway wif me!”

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10. “Dis my pool… Perfect size for me.”

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11. “It’s an inside joke… you wouldn’t get it. LOL!”

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12. “I think I dezerve an upgrade… dis was my puppy couch, human!”

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13. “Iz my turn Dad!! My Turn!!!!”

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1. When your Great Dane doesn’t fit… there’s always a way to fit.

A photo posted by Arnie Pang (@arnieandfriends) on Nov 15, 2014 at 3:59pm PST

2. Your clothes fit your Great Dane better than they fit you.

A photo posted by Mindy Loo (@ilikeubuturcrazy) on Nov 21, 2013 at 7:57am PST

3. No one understands and listens to you like your Great Dane.

A photo posted by Wrigley (@greatdaneinthecity) on Jul 28, 2015 at 2:04pm PDT

4. There is no disputing your Great Danes tongue is as large as the rest of him.

A photo posted by Pegasus & Athena (@pegasusthegreatdane) on Jul 28, 2015 at 10:41am PDT

5. The love/hate bonding that goes on between your Great Dane and her toys.

A photo posted by @penny_thegreatdane on Jul 28, 2015 at 7:06am PDT

6. This Bark… or one similar.

A video posted by @plowe17 on Jul 27, 2015 at 2:19pm PDT

7. The memories of once upon a time… when your Great Dane wasn’t as tall as you.

A photo posted by @penny_thegreatdane on Jul 22, 2015 at 7:08pm PDT

8. You’re not sure which is larger: his actual size, or your Great Dane’s personality.

A photo posted by Taylor Aldridge (@taylorlayne89) on Jul 22, 2015 at 9:49am PDT

9. Even when your Great Dane needs to get his shit together, you love him that much more.

A photo posted by Jackson & Skyler (@greatdanegalore) on Aug 2, 2014 at 3:48pm PDT

10. You’ve allowed enough space in your house for when your Great Dane gets the notion to chase his tail… or run… or anything.

A photo posted by Odin (@odin_thegreat) on Jul 28, 2015 at 4:46pm PDT

11. They are seriously wannabe lap dogs.

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12. The disadvantage your Great Dane has while trying to hide.

A photo posted by Casper the Dane (@casperthedane) on Jul 28, 2015 at 12:15pm PDT

13. Like their tongue, and the rest of them… their heart is also huge.

A photo posted by Great Dane Moments! (@greatdanemoments) on Jul 28, 2015 at 6:21am PDT

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