In: Great Danes
October 30, 2015
Top 10 Halloween Hound Getups!
Your dog loves Halloween as much as you do. Getting dressed up in a costume? Posing for pictures while everyone laughs and high fives their human friend? They love it.
While that may not be entirely true, your dog can’t vocally tell you otherwise, so we suggest you continue dressing your dog in the most creative, hilarious ways possible on October 31st.
The urge to do a countdown is too large… so we scoured Instagram to find the most amazing, absurd and creative costumes people have graced their four legged friends with.
Top 10 Hound Halloween Getups
#10 : When the tail-wagger in your life is dressed up as a super-hero – he plays the part & embraces the role… making Batman an obvious contender.
#9 : When you’re able to make the best of a rotten situation on Halloween, you grab that opportunity. He’s not impressed… but if he only knew just how clever it is, he’d probably have a change of heart.
#8 : Cheap, creative and comfortable. What more could a dog want?
#7 : “I feel pretty…oh, so pretty.” Patience and beauty give this hound a deserved spot on our list.
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#6: If you, as a dog are able to make the appropriate sound to accompany the costume – we’re impressed.
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#5: When a Husky pulls off a hot dog costume better than a wiener dog, it should be acknowledged.
#4: We’re not sure how this Boxer’s human parents convinced them to keep this pig nose on his face, but we love it.
#3: We triple dog dare you to find a better looking Lion-Dog.
#2: Creativity, effort and natural ability to pull it off earned Waldo major bonus points!
#1: A dog skeleton!? Homemade!? They doesn’t even know they’re in costume?! Without a doubt – this had to top the list at number one for creativity and comfort.
There you have it, Bullymake’s Top 10 Hound Halloween Getups!
And don’t forget to spoil your pooch this Howl-O-Ween too! [See below].
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October 20, 2015
15 Reasons Great Danes SUCK!
1. Great Danes, they can reach everything.
2. The world is your Great Dane’s head rest.
3. If you need some time alone – A Great Dane doesn’t really know what that means. But you love it.
4. Sometimes their ‘Crazy Eyes’ make an appearance – and you reevaluate whether it’s time to get up or not…
5. Great Dane: I want to go for a ride and feel the air…. Right now. You: Okay.
6. You wish you could trade lives for a day or two with your Great Dane – but you can’t and that sucks.
7. Some Great Danes are way better looking than you… without even trying. Life.
8. They take up the whole couch – and you don’t have the heart to make them move. You wouldn’t dare move your fur child!
9. Your Great Dane has a lot more toys than you do – He’s more spoiled than you are & to top it off – he knows it.
10. “You aren’t going anywhere….” –Great Dane (It sucks not being the one to call the shots).
11. Great Danes do not fit through a typical Doggy-Door. They need the human door. You’re used to it.
12. They know their angles and Great Danes are more photogenic than you are. Sucks, huh?
13. Great Danes are bed hogs, and there is no way around it. But the snuggles they provide are the best!
14. Great Danes suck at hiding – but there is no lack of trying.
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September 28, 2015
16 Dogs… That Love [Or Hate] Their Cats!
1. This cat thinks it’s just one of the dogs and the dogs… they think otherwise sometimes.
2. As long as the feline keeps the nails in the paws… they’re friends.
3. This Golden and Tabby believed they were brother and sister for a little while…
4. As long as their humans aren’t paying more attention to the other… they’re great friends.
5. There is actually no hate involved in this relationship – 100% love. Surprisingly.
6. They’ve agreed to share the bed, but they refuse to talk about it.
7. The dog enjoys this significantly more than the cat.
8. They do an every-other-day thing for the sunshine at noon.
9. Another Dog-Cat understanding. Friends. Kind of?
10. Obviously, this cat is in charge… and it works for this pit and lab.
11. This pooch may have surrendered it’s position as top-dog.
12. It’s not surprising there’s another all love, no hate relationship in this list, is it?
13. When the humans offer food – every single one is on their best behavior.
14. Some relationships take time…
15. “Listen humans… if the cat can do it – I can do it.” –Dog
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September 23, 2015
16 Signs You Love Your Great Dane… Too Much.
1. When the water bowl isn’t cold enough – your Great Dane knows what the other options are.
2. You’re less concerned with your furniture than you are your Great Dane’s comfort level.
A photo posted by Chloe Louise (@tarantulalouise8472) on
3. Sometimes you consider buying a larger vehicle – not because you have to but to better accommodate your Great Dane.
4. You pretend you can’t find your Great Dane … just for fun.
5. When the peanut butter is gone… you do not just simply throw it away without giving your pooch an opportunity to lick the jar.
6. As far as you and your Great Dane are concerned, personal space does not exist.
A photo posted by Melvin (@melvin_the_dane) on
7. All of your friends and family know that If you go… so does your pup.
8. When in bed, the thought of moving your Great Dane to get comfortable is out of the question.
9. You’re convinced that your Great Dane can speak English.
10. You can find the humor when your Great Dane does things like this… [or maybe not].
11. Of course you have legit birthday parties for your Great Dane… That’s obvious!
12. You have, or have thought about getting inked to honor your Great Dane.
13. You don’t let your kids run in the house, but your Great Dane can.
14. You’ve canceled plans to lay around with your Great Dane.
I think Beatles is trying to tell me something #greatdane #greatdanesofinstagram #greatdanelove
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15. It is only fair that if you treat yourself, your Great Dane also gets one.
16. You accept your Great Dane’s flaws, overlook them & laugh.
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September 15, 2015
13 Great Danes Who Have No Idea How Big They Really Are
1. This would be perfect if furniture wasn’t on its way.
2. Bed, best friend and life is good.
3. Typical Great Dane hugging on the human.
4. Um, we’re the same… Right?
5. Every dog would be able to look their human in the eyes, if they tried hard enough.
7. Fiiiiinallllyy!! See, I told you I’m not huge… wait, what? That’s a pony? Whatever.
8. You take up the whole couch too, and I don’t insist you’re large.
9. Oh, hey neighbor… why don’t you ever pop your head over to say hello?
10. I could for sure fit on one, I just prefer two.
11. … I wish I had two.
12. They say the size of your ears is comparable to the size of…. My dog brain.
13. I wonder if my Pug and Frenchie friends have tried delicious tap water…
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August 26, 2015
17 Dogs Who Love The S#!% Out Of Joy Riding.
1. “The aaaaaaiiiiirrrrrrr…. Dis fresh air so nice.”
2. “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? He touched me…. Are we there yet?”
3. “Hey kid, smile now…but just so you know…I always ride shotgun. Always.”
4. “I already know what you’re going to say….”LET’S GOOOOOO!”
5. “We both fit! Isn’t that exciting?!”
6. “Take a picture of me! #Sunroof #DoggyRoyalty #JustMeInMyWhip”
7. “Please turn in, please turn in….PLEEEAAASE turn… Oh god. Please.”
8. “I’m not sure what the hype is… wake me up when we get there.”
9. “Do you see how happy he is? I mean…yeah I’m happy to be going for a ride…but…not as happy as him, I guess.”
10. “Hey human…can we walk down here later – I want to smell that pole. Like, I REALLY want to smell it.”
11. “Why iz da ground moving so fast? I confused.”
12. “This is great. This is great. This is great. This is great. This is great!”
13. “I love when the top goes down and I can wave my golden locks in the breeze. Ahhhh yes.”
14. “These riding goggles fit me perfectly.”
15. “I don’t get it. The biggest one should get the front seat – that’s how it’s always been.“Share”…the human said. Ugh.”
16. “If you don’t roll the window down… then I WILL”
17. “Wait? We’re going where?! I thought this was a post about happy rides. WTF?!”
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August 19, 2015
#DirtyDogWednesday and 12 Dogs Who Love It. [Too Much]
1. You took me here, this is not my fault. Can we come again tomorrow?
2. Things escalated pretty quickly.
3. Just here to help.
4. Does this filth make me look like a bad ass?
5. Right here’ll do.
7. I started sniffing something and it just kinda sorta went on from there.
8. Time to go? Hold on, I want to do something real quick. Like get filthy.
9. No, no I do not mind getting dirty. In fact, I love it. Can’t you see that, human?
11. I have found my happy place.
12. At least it’s just my snout this time… be grateful.
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August 19, 2015
10 Insanely Easy Tricks For a Happy Great Dane!
1. Introduce your Great Date to other dogs, especially ones larger… It makes them feel good.
2. Make your Great Dane look fabulous… He likes it.
4. Sometimes, you need to just let your Great Dane have the [whole] couch.
5. When you get home, sit down & tell your Great Dane about your day.
6. Take your Great Dane to the beach… & throw a stick. Yes, it’s really that simple.
8. Tell your Great Dane a good joke… or, offer him some steak. Whatever gets him smiling.
9. Peanut Butter.
10. When your Great Dane attempts to hide… pretend they’re nowhere to be found.
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1. You don’t ever lose your Great Dane – even when they’re trying to hide.
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2. When you leave your Great Danes home for a little while, they’re excited when you get back.
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3. Regardless how old, and large your Great Dane gets… they’ll never stop sitting on your lap.
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4. Your Great Dane understands when you’re exhausted.
https://instagram.com/p/5Hv0hXILoz/
5. No matter how long the trip, your Great Dane will not keep asking if you’re there yet.
https://instagram.com/p/5F_jLvrWGX/
6. Your Great Dane has no say in what you dress him up as for Halloween.
https://instagram.com/p/5tWNGkzM2V/
7. You don’t have to feel guilty for enjoying an adult beverage (or 5) in your Great Dane’s presence.
https://instagram.com/p/48DyG4O_rN/
8. Playing an innocent game of hide and seek never ends with losing your Great Dane.
https://instagram.com/p/2zUd9QJw5e/
9. Should you accidently sit on your Great Dane – the chances of injury are slim.
https://instagram.com/p/2cJekPlF22/
10. Parent’s love tricking their kids… Great Dane Parents do, too.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pKWFVVKS-Bk
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August 17, 2015
15 Dogs Who Totally Rock Tongue Out Tuesday
1. It’s so effing hot you guys…this fur is insane.
2. It’s too big and it doesn’t fit. Give me a break.
The many faces of #Maxy #MansBestFriend #pets #dogtounge
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3. Oh, hey…hi. I know this is kind of fast, but do you want a kiss?
4. I do this thing where I think really hard… and then I can taste it.
5. Waaaahhhhhhhhhh – I’m so funny.
6. Don’t look at me like that… you’re the one who told me I had a booger…
7. Sup, Ladies…?
8. It’s a good night to lap some wine. I am here waiting… please bring me my glass.
9. She said WHAT?!
10. I don’t know what he is doing… he does it all the time… I wish he’d just cool it.
11. I’m beginning to think they only adopted me to show all their friends my freakishly long tongue.
12. Can you do this? I bet not… Winner.
13. Try and take a picture of it… I bet you can’t. TOO FAST!
14. Thank you.
15. This just happens when I sleep. I can’t claim it, because I don’t remember…but the humans take the pictures to prove it.