In: Great Danes
We love our dogs, but they sure can be predictable creatures, sometimes a little bit more focused on a tasty treat than anything else.
When this woman came home from a trip to grocery store, her Great Dane–Katie–was more than willing to help bring the bags inside–provided she got a little something herself.
In the video, originally posted by user BronzeFineArt on rumble.com, Katie walks right up to the trunk full of groceries and dives right on the box of chicken, thinking she’s being sneaky.
Her mom lets her grab the box and tells her to go in the house and bring it to her bed.
Katie, seemingly perplexed that she’s being allowed to do this, slowly heads into the house, drooling on the box of chicken the whole way before making it to her dog bed.
Here’s hoping Katie got a bite or two!
June 28, 2016
13 Reasons You Have to Love Great Danes
They embody #squadgoals
And are the gentlest of giants
Though they’re often unaware of just how giant they really are
But big dogs mean big snoots and who wouldn’t want to give that a big ol’ kiss?
They’re crazy friendly
And equally as helpful
And fashionable to boot
Like, straight up doggy couture
But that doesn’t mean they don’t know how to be goofy
Plus they have the best smiles
With a dog so full of love
And so loyal
Who else could you ever want by your side?
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April 22, 2016
15 Great Danes In Denial of their Size
This guy who definitely fits in the chair
This very well hidden sneakster
This guy who also totally fits on his chair. If your entire body is on it you fit. That’s how it works.
Even if you can’t quite get your legs up there too
This guy who’s about two inches away from crushing his slightly smaller friend
This pup who found a somewhat unconventional pillow
Okay maybe this guy is a little too aware of his size…
If you’re on a lap, you’re a lapdog. That is also how that works.
Even if only part of you is on the lap
Or it takes a while to get up
Or if your person is on the ground
He’s not even fully grown and he’s almost too big
But age or size aside, they clearly never learn
But really, would we have it any other way?
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When you have a great dane, you can’t help but spoil them
Anything they want, they get
Portraits? Oh yeah
Yoga Lessons? Why not
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A friend to jam with is always important.
Comfy beds? For sure
Your bed?? Well, if they give you those eyes…
The best adventures
The best kicks
The best wheels
The best toys
And of course the best celebrations
Because really, they’re a part of the family
And there’s no one you could love more than these gentle giants who steal our hearts
Zeke + Gwenny
(@a.dane.and.his.kitten)
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February 1, 2016
12 Great Danes Who Want to Be Your Valentine
Valentine’s Day is right around the corner, and these 12 Great Danes are ready for love!
1. This Dane already has a romantic present picked out just for you.
2. Logan is wearing his special occasion hat, which really means a lot.
3. “Stop filming! I have to look perfect for my big date!”
4. Khaleesi the Dane is calmly contemplating whether or not this Valentine’s Day is the one that could take things to the next level.
5. “I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!”
6. This Dane is all dressed up with nowhere to go…yet.
7. Wow, look’s like someone is awfully popular this year…
8. This handsome Dane wants to be your Valentine, but is a little shy.
9. Aspen is feeling confident and ready to declare her love.
10. This Dane is so pumped for Valentine’s Day – she’s practically running circles in the yard!
11. It doesn’t matter if you’re young or old…
12. Great Danes make the perfect Valentine’s Day date.
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January 3, 2016
14 Ways that Prove Great Danes are Actually Dinosaurs
Let’s admit it – Great Danes are the dinosaurs of dogs. They’re so big!
1. Great Danes take up ENTIRE chairs! What other dog really does that?
2. Banksy the Dane is so much bigger than Grandma!
3. This photo suggests that Danes drink big cocktails.
4. Great Danes are known for having floppy lips, or are they fangs…?
5. SO HUGE!!!!!!
6. Huge like T-rex huge.
7. This Great Dane is only a puppy, yet even an adult jersey dwarfs him.
8. Doesn’t this Dane remind you of the Longnecks in “Land Before Time?”
9. Not quite sure what this Dane is up to, but he’s definitely a dinosaur.
10. Ollie enjoys eating grass, much like another creature from the past…
11. Great Danes also have familiar massive paws for stomping around.
12. “We are not the same, I am a Martian.”
13. Great Danes are obviously dinosaurs, just look at how tall they are!
14. Nice try Great Danes, but the secret is out.
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December 8, 2015
15 Great Danes That Are Most Definitely Hipsters
Everyone knows that Great Danes are super-cool. But are some of them actually legit hipsters??
Great Danes love to chill in trendy cafes and bars, just like people hipsters.
Banksy the Dane has been wearing white glasses since before they were cool again.
This Great Dane is straight gangsta, and way more hard than its owner could dream of being.
“No, actually, I’m wearing this hat ironically.”
Hank demands that the filter on his photos are just right.
“I just graduated from a private liberal arts college with a degree in social justice, so…”
Great Danes understand the implications their holiday photos have, so they take them seriously.
“I’ll have a large skinny cinnamon and pumpkin spice mocha, no whip.”
Danes are so cool, they put ornaments of themselves on the Christmas tree.
But Sam knows that this shirt is for an ugly sweater party, so he’ll wear it this time.
“You are literally so boring I am taking a nap to spite you.”
Thor is so hip he guards a fairy princess as volunteer work.
“This baby is cool and stuff but like, can I go binge watch ‘The Wire’ now?”
These Great Danes had their mom whip up some home-made donuts, just for them.
But the one thing Great Danes aren’t too hip for? A good snuggle.
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December 2, 2015
The 12 Stereotypical Dogs Everybody Sees at the Dog Park!
The sisters waiting near the gate, gleefully waiting for their mom to give them the go-ahead to run.
The super-strong dog that runs around with a huge stick, almost trying to show off.
The totes adorable Corgi puppy that every single owner melts over, and every single dog tramples over.
The inevitable three-way tug-of-war session.
Rottweiler brothers that are just a bit too chill.
Ignore any faces like this guy’s and walk away slowly…
“Sure, you’re bigger than me, but I am the one holding this stick!”
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The two buddy dogs that cannot wait to play.
The token Jack Russell Terrier.
Warm weather always brings the “dogs under the benches” well, under the benches.
Don’t miss the pals that like to take a little rest from the action together.
And finally, all of the dogs who want to play!
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November 17, 2015
15 Best Friend Traits of a Great Dane!
Dogs are man’s best friend but Great Danes will be your BFF.
Great Danes will always act silly to help cheer you up.
They’ll also keep your seat warm while you run to grab a snack.
Great Danes are always willing to stop for a selfie.
Danes are classy creatures, and will wear any and all accessories you get them.
Great Danes will be by your side no matter what.
They’re up for anything, even paddle-boarding!
Great Danes are always willing to share the load.
Great Danes will let you share affection, no matter how embarrassing the outcome.
They’re always down for a pick-up game.
Danes won’t steal your ice cream – no matter how bad they want it.
Great Danes are always down to snuggle.
They’re accepting of everyone.
They will climb to the top of the highest mountain.
And Great Danes will always hold your hand, no matter what.
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November 16, 2015
Case of the Mondays? These 13 Dogs Feel Your Pain!
1. After snoozing the alarm clock 3 times, and being forced to decide if you can get away with it just one more time.
2. Monday has its very own, unique getting-out-of-bed routine.
3. Wasn’t it just Sunday like, 2 minutes ago?
4. How you want to look at people who can be so chipper on a Monday morning. What’s wrong with you?
5. Waiting for that first cup of coffee to brew can take foorreeevveeerrr.
6. “Good Morning? … GOOD MORNING?! What’s so good about it?”
7. Calling in sleepy…um, I mean sick.
8. Thinking about all the awesome, sometimes questionable things you did over the weekend.
9. When you try really hard to look happy that you’re awake and where you are.
10. Sometimes you just have to work from home … especially on Mondays.
11. Getting home after a long Monday and feeling proud you made it through.
12. When your whole crew hates Monday as much as you do.
13. Monday, in a nutshell.