In: French Bulldogs
September 1, 2015
15 Reasons French Bulldogs SUCK!
1. French Bulldogs are the perfect size for snuggles & hugs… And who wants those?
2. Way too cute, those French Bulldogs. MAKE IT STOP!!!
It’s never too early for ice cream.
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3. French Bulldogs, just getting a free ride all the time…
4. They will look better than you in clothing a solid 99% of the time.
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5. Since French Bulldogs fit, they think they can come along… every time.
6. Sassy little shits.
7. Right when you’re trying to be funny, a French Bulldog will steal the spotlight.
8. They get to lay in your bed all day… and night & whenever they want.
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9. It’s all about them. French Bulldog this, Frenchie that.
10. When you’re about to make a bad decision & a French Bulldog looks at you like this…
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11. Nosey little things… French Bulldogs don’t want you to have your alone time. And we all love that.
12. French Bulldogs have determination that make you feel bad for the lack of yours.
13. Nothing shocks those French Bulldogs.
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14. When there is more than one, their cuteness reaches a point that’s almost too much.
15. “What? Are you playing with that? … I hope you don’t expect me to do anything – maybe later.”
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August 26, 2015
17 Dogs Who Love The S#!% Out Of Joy Riding.
1. “The aaaaaaiiiiirrrrrrr…. Dis fresh air so nice.”
2. “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? He touched me…. Are we there yet?”
3. “Hey kid, smile now…but just so you know…I always ride shotgun. Always.”
4. “I already know what you’re going to say….”LET’S GOOOOOO!”
5. “We both fit! Isn’t that exciting?!”
6. “Take a picture of me! #Sunroof #DoggyRoyalty #JustMeInMyWhip”
7. “Please turn in, please turn in….PLEEEAAASE turn… Oh god. Please.”
8. “I’m not sure what the hype is… wake me up when we get there.”
9. “Do you see how happy he is? I mean…yeah I’m happy to be going for a ride…but…not as happy as him, I guess.”
10. “Hey human…can we walk down here later – I want to smell that pole. Like, I REALLY want to smell it.”
11. “Why iz da ground moving so fast? I confused.”
12. “This is great. This is great. This is great. This is great. This is great!”
13. “I love when the top goes down and I can wave my golden locks in the breeze. Ahhhh yes.”
14. “These riding goggles fit me perfectly.”
15. “I don’t get it. The biggest one should get the front seat – that’s how it’s always been.“Share”…the human said. Ugh.”
16. “If you don’t roll the window down… then I WILL”
17. “Wait? We’re going where?! I thought this was a post about happy rides. WTF?!”
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August 19, 2015
#DirtyDogWednesday and 12 Dogs Who Love It. [Too Much]
1. You took me here, this is not my fault. Can we come again tomorrow?
2. Things escalated pretty quickly.
3. Just here to help.
4. Does this filth make me look like a bad ass?
5. Right here’ll do.
7. I started sniffing something and it just kinda sorta went on from there.
8. Time to go? Hold on, I want to do something real quick. Like get filthy.
9. No, no I do not mind getting dirty. In fact, I love it. Can’t you see that, human?
11. I have found my happy place.
12. At least it’s just my snout this time… be grateful.
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August 17, 2015
15 Dogs Who Totally Rock Tongue Out Tuesday
1. It’s so effing hot you guys…this fur is insane.
2. It’s too big and it doesn’t fit. Give me a break.
The many faces of #Maxy #MansBestFriend #pets #dogtounge
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3. Oh, hey…hi. I know this is kind of fast, but do you want a kiss?
4. I do this thing where I think really hard… and then I can taste it.
5. Waaaahhhhhhhhhh – I’m so funny.
6. Don’t look at me like that… you’re the one who told me I had a booger…
7. Sup, Ladies…?
8. It’s a good night to lap some wine. I am here waiting… please bring me my glass.
9. She said WHAT?!
10. I don’t know what he is doing… he does it all the time… I wish he’d just cool it.
11. I’m beginning to think they only adopted me to show all their friends my freakishly long tongue.
12. Can you do this? I bet not… Winner.
13. Try and take a picture of it… I bet you can’t. TOO FAST!
14. Thank you.
15. This just happens when I sleep. I can’t claim it, because I don’t remember…but the humans take the pictures to prove it.
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July 16, 2015
11 French Bulldogs That Just… Couldn’t
1. Couldn’t let you out style her.
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2. Couldn’t dream up a happier place to be.
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3. Couldn’t believe you said you’d give him pizza if he dressed like a teenage mutant ninja turtle…
And you didn’t.
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4. Couldn’t get over how comfortable the floor is.
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5. Couldn’t ask for a better way to spend the afternoon.
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6. Couldn’t get through a morning without a cup of Joe.
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7. Couldn’t understand why you’d put this gate up…like they can’t follow directions or something.
Pfft.
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8. Couldn’t beg any harder to taste of your delicious dish.
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9. Couldn’t grasp why they have no clothes on…
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10. Couldn’t eat anymore… Unless you offered something real good.
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11. Couldn’t figure out what the hell you were doing.
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July 1, 2015
17 Things Only French Bulldog Parents Understand
1.) Farts: stinky, loud & proud… sometimes scary. Passing gas is an event for them.
2.) They do not consider themselves ‘small’ – in their mind, it’s all relative.
3.) They prefer to be the center of attention… and have zero shame about it.
5.) Their smile gets two nods… because only a French bulldog owner really understands the infectious nature of it.
6.) They aren’t afraid to introduce themselves & get to know all types of people and creatures.
7.) They’ll laugh at your jokes… when no one else will.
8.) They look forward to Halloween as much as you do.
9.) Even when they’re being naughty, their charm will always win.
10.) They honestly think they are human. Just don’t ask them to do your work. That won’t happen.
11.) They are willing to tackle any adventure you’ll take them on.
12.) They don’t hate the sunshine. In fact – sunbathing is quite the thing.
13.) When they relax, they don’t simply relax… It’s more like they pass the F out.
14.) Their short legs do not hinder their ability to beg.
15.) Sometimes you’re not sure if their trying to push your buttons, or trying to be funny.
16.) When they want to be pushed on a swing, you push them on a swing. Yon’t ask questions…you just do it.
17.) Only a French bulldog owner can fully understand the joy, love & companionship a french bull dog has to offer.
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June 16, 2015
How To Keep The Bully Safe This Summer!
If you think it’s hot outside – your dog probably agrees… plus some.
You know the basics: Don’t leave your dog in a hot car. Don’t let your dog sit outside for long periods of time in the heat. Make sure your dog has enough water.
It’s important to go beyond the basics, especially when it comes to the Bully Breed.
Don’t just make sure your bully gets enough water – who doesn’t love ice water when it’s hot outside? Put ice in their dish, and let them snack on the frozen cubes… they’ll appreciate it.
More on H2O – invest in a kiddie pool even if your pup is the only kiddo in the family. It can work wonders in the summer.
Sure, your four-legged bully-buddy loves going for strolls & you can’t stand how adorable it is when just saying the word gets a reaction.
When the temperatures are high, keep the walking distance short and watch your dog’s behavior closely. Your pup’s safety is more important than the ‘W’ word.
When thinking about the safety of your bully… think outside of their world.
Be careful when it comes to the treatment & chemicals that keep your grass green and weeds away. Give it a solid 24 hours before allowing your dog to roll around out in the yard.
Use this image as a good barometer for the heat of asphalt:
Enjoy the summertime & let your bully do the same – responsibly.
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Mother’s Day just happened… This French Bulldog had a better one than most of us.
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Ever had one of those days you wish you could just lay around with your hobbies… this Frenchie is having a better day than you are.
If you’ve ever wanted to relax by the pool instead of…well, anything… This French Bulldog more than likely has better days than you or I on a regular basis.
This pup gets to hand out naps…at a very reasonable price. His day trumps ours.
If you wish there was more time in the day to fit in some yoga… ask this Frenchie how its day is going…
How many of your days have been ruined by passing gas? What if you could smell up a room, smile & everyone would still love you? I bet it’d make your day better…
If you constantly get griped at for sitting on the counter tops, this Frenchie probably has better days than you, most days.
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This French Bulldog is a unicorn, which automatically makes his day better than everybody’s.
Zero explanation needed. Friends, Games… no one cares that she’s feeding all the while…I didn’t have this much fun today, did you?
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Try and tell me you are having a better day than this dog… I will not believe you.
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February 25, 2015
9 Insanely Easy Tricks For a Happy Frenchy
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Me like happy Frenchy. You like happy Frenchy. Frenchy like happy Frenchy.
Let’s just jump right into it, shall we?
1. Take him/her on a gersh dern walk.
Yeah, I know, sometimes it’s easier to sit there and binge watch “House.” But a French Bulldog does need a walk (sometimes) to keep the pooch mentally stimulated and physically fit!
2. Clean the creases.
If you are a French Bulldog owner, chances are you already know this. But make sure you do it. Somebody once asked me what it smells like, and the best answer I could come up with is “Doggy B.O.”
3. Teach them stuff.
Although being stubborn, Frenchies do like to learn and be taught. Recently I taught my Bulldog to go in the crate. You know how I did it? I sat there and threw Cheetos in the back of the crate and said “crate.” Guess what? Now he LOVES the crate (and a plethora of Cheetos).
4. Let them socialize.
This applies to any dog breed, but dogs really love to socialize with other dogs. It’s hugely beneficial to a dog’s mental health.
5. Give ’em good toys.
French Bulldogs freakin’ LOVE chew toys (and really any toy). However, they can get bored with toys and/or destroy them. Oh, wait, what is that I hear? There is an awesome product for that? Check out our Bullymake Boxes:
Yeah, dogs love this stuff – especially Frenchies.
6. Show some love!
Not like that’s all that difficult. How can you resist that squish face and those bat ears?
7. Introduce new activities.
Sometimes taking them for a walk can get old. Introduce new activities like hide and seek, tug of war, or fetch.
8. Groom.
Although your Bully might be stubborn and fight it, they secretly like being groomed. Clean the ears and coat, clip the nails, clean the eyes – and of course, the creases.
9. Avoid Rawhide like the plague.
Never, ever, ever, give your Frenchy rawhide. It is a huge choking and digestive hazard.
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February 12, 2015
5 Awesome Activities For Your Dog
Like humans, dogs can get bored with their everyday activities. So mix it up a bit – we’ll help you with that.
So without further ado, let’s take a look at these 5 great activities:
- Hide and Seek: Believe it or not, hide and seek is a great way to exercise your dog physically and mentally. You can hide around trees or in your backyard, or anywhere you see fit. Naturally, most pups like to follow and seek their humans. This can get your pooch running around in the backyard and help challenge their mind while they try and find you.
- Fetch: A classic, playing fetch with your dog is a great physical activity. Dogs have a natural instinct to hunt or herd. Fetch can get them up and moving and give them an instinctual task.
- New Toys: Dogs get bored of toys easily. They may “figure it out” or chew a toy to death, and after that they simply get bored. Incorporating fresh new toys is a great way to stimulate your pup mentally. Using a food puzzle toy is also a great way to keep your dog busy. These kind of toys trap treats in them, and your dog must figure out how to get them out.
- Tug-Of-War: A doggy favorite, playing tug of war is an excellent way to get some physical activity in for your pup. If your pet is anything like mine, he/she could play tug-of-war for days. Just try to keep it indoors on hot days to avoid any kind of overheating issues.
- Walk to New Places: Discovering new places is a great experience for your dog and will keep them happy. Dogs are eager to learn, and one way you can help them learn is by allowing them to visit new places! It helps them mature and understand their surroundings. Take your dog out for a walk and let him explore a little bit!
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