In: Bulldogs
December 2, 2015
The 12 Stereotypical Dogs Everybody Sees at the Dog Park!
The sisters waiting near the gate, gleefully waiting for their mom to give them the go-ahead to run.
The super-strong dog that runs around with a huge stick, almost trying to show off.
The totes adorable Corgi puppy that every single owner melts over, and every single dog tramples over.
The inevitable three-way tug-of-war session.
Rottweiler brothers that are just a bit too chill.
Ignore any faces like this guy’s and walk away slowly…
“Sure, you’re bigger than me, but I am the one holding this stick!”
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The two buddy dogs that cannot wait to play.
The token Jack Russell Terrier.
Warm weather always brings the “dogs under the benches” well, under the benches.
Don’t miss the pals that like to take a little rest from the action together.
And finally, all of the dogs who want to play!
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November 16, 2015
Case of the Mondays? These 13 Dogs Feel Your Pain!
1. After snoozing the alarm clock 3 times, and being forced to decide if you can get away with it just one more time.
2. Monday has its very own, unique getting-out-of-bed routine.
3. Wasn’t it just Sunday like, 2 minutes ago?
4. How you want to look at people who can be so chipper on a Monday morning. What’s wrong with you?
5. Waiting for that first cup of coffee to brew can take foorreeevveeerrr.
6. “Good Morning? … GOOD MORNING?! What’s so good about it?”
7. Calling in sleepy…um, I mean sick.
8. Thinking about all the awesome, sometimes questionable things you did over the weekend.
9. When you try really hard to look happy that you’re awake and where you are.
10. Sometimes you just have to work from home … especially on Mondays.
11. Getting home after a long Monday and feeling proud you made it through.
12. When your whole crew hates Monday as much as you do.
13. Monday, in a nutshell.
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November 11, 2015
14 Bulldogs Who Can’t Find Their Motivation Anywhere
1. Sometimes just getting the equipment out is workout enough, am I right?
2. Typically trampolines are used to jump, other times to nap.
3. Seems to have been one of those days…
4. You can’t just put a hat with a happy face on this English Bulldogs head and expect motivation to appear.
5. We were supposed to go on a safari today, but maybe we’ll go next week instead.
6. Motivation, or no motivation: When there’s a will, there’s a way.
7. Favorite No-Motivation-Activity? Giving glary side-eye to everyone who is motivated.
8. The time or the sunshine of a beautiful day just doesn’t ignite motivation…
9. Why be motivated when you can snore and dream?
10. When another Bulldog friend shares in the lack of motivation, it’s justifiable.
11. How dare anyone expect me to do anything that requires movement before I say I’m ready…HOW… DARE… YOU.
12. Location is not relevant. If motivation leaves your body – you handle yourself accordingly.
13. Can’t even handle receiving a belly rub, that is a special kind of unmotivated.
14. When the motivation level drops right before you make it to bed…
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October 30, 2015
Top 10 Halloween Hound Getups!
Your dog loves Halloween as much as you do. Getting dressed up in a costume? Posing for pictures while everyone laughs and high fives their human friend? They love it.
While that may not be entirely true, your dog can’t vocally tell you otherwise, so we suggest you continue dressing your dog in the most creative, hilarious ways possible on October 31st.
The urge to do a countdown is too large… so we scoured Instagram to find the most amazing, absurd and creative costumes people have graced their four legged friends with.
Top 10 Hound Halloween Getups
#10 : When the tail-wagger in your life is dressed up as a super-hero – he plays the part & embraces the role… making Batman an obvious contender.
#9 : When you’re able to make the best of a rotten situation on Halloween, you grab that opportunity. He’s not impressed… but if he only knew just how clever it is, he’d probably have a change of heart.
#8 : Cheap, creative and comfortable. What more could a dog want?
#7 : “I feel pretty…oh, so pretty.” Patience and beauty give this hound a deserved spot on our list.
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#6: If you, as a dog are able to make the appropriate sound to accompany the costume – we’re impressed.
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#5: When a Husky pulls off a hot dog costume better than a wiener dog, it should be acknowledged.
#4: We’re not sure how this Boxer’s human parents convinced them to keep this pig nose on his face, but we love it.
#3: We triple dog dare you to find a better looking Lion-Dog.
#2: Creativity, effort and natural ability to pull it off earned Waldo major bonus points!
#1: A dog skeleton!? Homemade!? They doesn’t even know they’re in costume?! Without a doubt – this had to top the list at number one for creativity and comfort.
There you have it, Bullymake’s Top 10 Hound Halloween Getups!
And don’t forget to spoil your pooch this Howl-O-Ween too! [See below].
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October 20, 2015
16 Reasons Bulldogs… SUCK!
1. When a Bulldog snuggles… they snuggle real hard.
2. Bulldogs slobber with love!
3. The lack of cares in the world Bulldogs possess is something you strive for, but have difficulty obtaining. It’s not fair.
4. Side eye given by an English Bulldog can make you question your behavior – even if you’re just sitting there.
5. English Bulldogs like winter and snow… *shutters.* Too cute.
6. This face is cuter than yours… and no one asks an English Bulldog if everything is okay, just because he’s not smiling.
7. Their gas… that comes out of their behind is unworldly.
8. Privacy is a concept Bulldogs are unaware of. And it’s awesome.
9. Your friends will like your Bulldog more than you.
10. After a while a Bulldog will believe they have the same rights to the furniture as you. But you don’t mind sharing.
11. A Bulldog – if unimpressed with your shenanigans – will let you know he’s over it.
12. …They always insist on being included. It’s all about the Bulldog.
13. It can appear your Bulldog is more badass than you are.
14. English Bulldogs think they’re so funny. And they are. That’s what make ’em so great!
15. They make you feel bad for leaving them behind… Like, really bad.
16. When this stuff happens, you just can’t stay mad. They are too loving!
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October 12, 2015
Bulldog Deals Cards in Epic Poker Game
This Bulldog is clearly a frequenter of many casinos.
Bulldog or card shark? You decide.
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October 5, 2015
15 Absolute Truths… That Bulldogs Are Your BEST Friend!
1. Even when your jokes are terrible… he’ll make you feel good about it.
2. Your gifts may not always be on point… but they’ll humor you anyway.
3. Sometimes, you just need a hug.
4. An English Bulldog will have you back (and cold feet).
5. They like your other friends and even like hanging out with them, too!
6. When you’re talking in circles, you’ll get this look. That’ll set you straight.
7. You have the same Saturday morning ambitions.
8. After a rough day, an English Bulldog will give you a good laugh.
9. Neither of you particularly enjoy being told it’s time to get up.
10. Road Trips are amazing when you’re enjoying each other’s company.
11. Eating is serious business… and you both know it.
12. You’re both totally cool with doing your own thing for a while.
13. The same things annoy you & the two of you can roll your eyes in unison.
14. He’ll call you out on your sh*t… and everyone needs a best friend who does that.
15. And even still… they are ALWAYS happy to see you. 🙂
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September 28, 2015
16 Dogs… That Love [Or Hate] Their Cats!
1. This cat thinks it’s just one of the dogs and the dogs… they think otherwise sometimes.
2. As long as the feline keeps the nails in the paws… they’re friends.
3. This Golden and Tabby believed they were brother and sister for a little while…
4. As long as their humans aren’t paying more attention to the other… they’re great friends.
5. There is actually no hate involved in this relationship – 100% love. Surprisingly.
6. They’ve agreed to share the bed, but they refuse to talk about it.
7. The dog enjoys this significantly more than the cat.
8. They do an every-other-day thing for the sunshine at noon.
9. Another Dog-Cat understanding. Friends. Kind of?
10. Obviously, this cat is in charge… and it works for this pit and lab.
11. This pooch may have surrendered it’s position as top-dog.
12. It’s not surprising there’s another all love, no hate relationship in this list, is it?
13. When the humans offer food – every single one is on their best behavior.
14. Some relationships take time…
15. “Listen humans… if the cat can do it – I can do it.” –Dog
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September 15, 2015
10 Bulldogs Who Horribly Suffer From Grumpy Face Problems
1. No breed rocks the grumpy face quite like these English Bulldogs, especially this one…
2. Compare me to Grumpy Cat one more time…
3. Today is a great day, best day ever… even though I can’t show it.
4. Happy freakin’ birthday to me.
5. Happy place, great toys…obviously thrilled.
6. Apparently, this is what I have to do so I don’t appear grumpy.
7. Cool story, bro, really… I enjoyed it.
8. Yeah, yeah we know… The Pomeranian smiles sooo nice.
9. Perhaps these shades will distract from my less than excited expression.
10. Scowl, or no scowl – it’s just my face and you love it.
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August 26, 2015
15 Signs You Love Your Bulldog… Too Much.
1. You let him have your favorite spot on the couch, just because he looks so comfortable.
2. He has his own lawn furniture.
3. You don’t believe there is such a thing as ‘Begging’. Your Bulldog is just interested.
4. You feel worse about this situation than he does.
Ain’t he still the cutest ???#englishbulldog #puppy #cute
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5. You couldn’t stand to see her without a friend…so you got another one.
6. You insist your Bulldog has homemade treats in the shape of paws…
7. You throw the most awesome birthday parties for your Bulldog … and less awesome ones for yourself, probably.
8. The chewing selection for your Bulldog is always stocked. [From Bullymake Boxes, of course.]
9. When your English Bulldog eats your greek yogurt to the point of this… you aren’t even mad.
10. After a bath… your English Bulldog doesn’t even know what it’s like to air dry.
11. You go to extreme measures to make sure your Bulldog stays healthy.
12. Instead of asking your English Bulldog to get out of the kitchen when you’re trying to cook, you simply just move around the Bully.
13. They go everywhere with you. They know the routine and are very happy about it.
14. No matter what naughty thing the Bully has gotten into… this face gets them out of it…every single time.