In: Boxers
November 16, 2015
Case of the Mondays? These 13 Dogs Feel Your Pain!
1. After snoozing the alarm clock 3 times, and being forced to decide if you can get away with it just one more time.
2. Monday has its very own, unique getting-out-of-bed routine.
3. Wasn’t it just Sunday like, 2 minutes ago?
4. How you want to look at people who can be so chipper on a Monday morning. What’s wrong with you?
5. Waiting for that first cup of coffee to brew can take foorreeevveeerrr.
6. “Good Morning? … GOOD MORNING?! What’s so good about it?”
7. Calling in sleepy…um, I mean sick.
8. Thinking about all the awesome, sometimes questionable things you did over the weekend.
9. When you try really hard to look happy that you’re awake and where you are.
10. Sometimes you just have to work from home … especially on Mondays.
11. Getting home after a long Monday and feeling proud you made it through.
12. When your whole crew hates Monday as much as you do.
13. Monday, in a nutshell.
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October 30, 2015
Top 10 Halloween Hound Getups!
Your dog loves Halloween as much as you do. Getting dressed up in a costume? Posing for pictures while everyone laughs and high fives their human friend? They love it.
While that may not be entirely true, your dog can’t vocally tell you otherwise, so we suggest you continue dressing your dog in the most creative, hilarious ways possible on October 31st.
The urge to do a countdown is too large… so we scoured Instagram to find the most amazing, absurd and creative costumes people have graced their four legged friends with.
Top 10 Hound Halloween Getups
#10 : When the tail-wagger in your life is dressed up as a super-hero – he plays the part & embraces the role… making Batman an obvious contender.
#9 : When you’re able to make the best of a rotten situation on Halloween, you grab that opportunity. He’s not impressed… but if he only knew just how clever it is, he’d probably have a change of heart.
#8 : Cheap, creative and comfortable. What more could a dog want?
#7 : “I feel pretty…oh, so pretty.” Patience and beauty give this hound a deserved spot on our list.
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#6: If you, as a dog are able to make the appropriate sound to accompany the costume – we’re impressed.
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#5: When a Husky pulls off a hot dog costume better than a wiener dog, it should be acknowledged.
#4: We’re not sure how this Boxer’s human parents convinced them to keep this pig nose on his face, but we love it.
#3: We triple dog dare you to find a better looking Lion-Dog.
#2: Creativity, effort and natural ability to pull it off earned Waldo major bonus points!
#1: A dog skeleton!? Homemade!? They doesn’t even know they’re in costume?! Without a doubt – this had to top the list at number one for creativity and comfort.
There you have it, Bullymake’s Top 10 Hound Halloween Getups!
And don’t forget to spoil your pooch this Howl-O-Ween too! [See below].
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October 20, 2015
15 Reasons Boxers SUCK!
1. Frequently, your Boxer’s patients outdoes your own –…showoff.
2. So nosey! Curiosity killed the cat, not the Boxer.
3. They’ll wait for you to get home… And then act real excited, making you feel kind of bad for leaving in the first place.
4. The camera loves your Boxer more than you.
5. Who does this Boxer think he is? “I am Batman” –Boxer who stole your costume idea.
6. Boxers are never self-conscience about going to the beach… It’s just not fair.
7. This used to be your favorite spot…
8. No shame, no modesty – Boxers just let it hang out simply for the sake of comfort.
9. Their slumber game is on point, and beats yours.
10. The Boxer’s guilt trip game is also pretty hardcore.
11. Your boxer or 2 expects you to share your food with them…
12. You can tell a Boxer to smile nice, and they just do whatever they want.
13. What’s your Boxers is his. What is yours, is also your Boxer’s.
14. They do what they can to get their point across (and won’t stop until you comply).
15. Rarely, even after so much effort does your Boxer seem impressed.
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October 12, 2015
18 Begging Boxers Inner Most Thoughts!
1. Oh crap…she’s taking a video.
2. Whatcha cookin, good-lookin’? You’re looking lovely today, by the way.
3. Gosh, that sure was freaky fast, smells fresh too!
4. They gave the kid a cookie… I’m sure they’re coming back with one for me.
5. I’m here for you. Please drop something now so I can help clean it up.
6. They get stuck in my teeth… but sure, I’ll take one.
7. I was sleeping and the smell woke me… the least you can do is give me a tot.
8. …please? Please… PLEASE MAY I HAVE SOME HOT DOG!?
9. Resist these eyes… do it. I dare you.
10. Just checking in. How ya doin’? Is that pizza good?
11. For my next trick… I’ll catch some food in my mouth.
12. Take the picture… and walk away.
13. He ate it all. Every last bite. Can a dog get some crumbs?
14. I’ve been practicing my starving, withering away to nothing sad look.
15. I feel like my humans are trying to tell me something… I’m just not sure what.
16. Don’t move… she doesn’t see you.
17. Tonight is the night he will reward me for my consistent efforts, I know it.
18. He put the tools down, sat back… he’s full…HE’S FULL! Yes!
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September 28, 2015
16 Dogs… That Love [Or Hate] Their Cats!
1. This cat thinks it’s just one of the dogs and the dogs… they think otherwise sometimes.
2. As long as the feline keeps the nails in the paws… they’re friends.
3. This Golden and Tabby believed they were brother and sister for a little while…
4. As long as their humans aren’t paying more attention to the other… they’re great friends.
5. There is actually no hate involved in this relationship – 100% love. Surprisingly.
6. They’ve agreed to share the bed, but they refuse to talk about it.
7. The dog enjoys this significantly more than the cat.
8. They do an every-other-day thing for the sunshine at noon.
9. Another Dog-Cat understanding. Friends. Kind of?
10. Obviously, this cat is in charge… and it works for this pit and lab.
11. This pooch may have surrendered it’s position as top-dog.
12. It’s not surprising there’s another all love, no hate relationship in this list, is it?
13. When the humans offer food – every single one is on their best behavior.
14. Some relationships take time…
15. “Listen humans… if the cat can do it – I can do it.” –Dog
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September 15, 2015
15 of the Guiltiest Boxers You Ever Dun Seen
1. Why am I under the bed if I thought it was mine? ….I like it here.
2. Prove I was in the flour…. Oh. On my face? Fair enough.
3. I thought this would be a lot more fun, if I’m being honest.
4. I know you’re upset, but can you just help me out and get this off my face?
5. I heard you talking the other day that you wanted new carpet. You’re welcome?
7. I’m just a puppy, so you can’t really be too mad… right?
8. I tried telling you if I didn’t have a new toy soon I’d eat the ornaments. You didn’t listen.
9. If we stick to our story, she’ll never know we both did it.
10. If I had thumbs, I’d absolutely help you pick it up.
11. It was the pug’s idea… I tried to talk him out of it. Boxers are smarter and more mature…ya know? I can’t keep lying. I did it. All.
12. Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom
13. You’re the best human and deserve a new patio set anyway…
15. Weird, the toilet paper keeps following me out of the bathroom.
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September 1, 2015
30 Signs That You Love Your Boxer… Too Much.
1. You plan special nights by the fire with your Boxer.
2. Not only does your Boxer sleep in your bed with you…
3. You do whatever you can to make your Boxer comfortable.
4. Great effort is placed on making sure your Boxer does not feel left out.
5. You’ve canceled plans with your friends to teach your boxer cool tricks.
6. Even when you’re exhausted… you’ll always throw it for your boxer…one two three more times.
7. You put your boxers face, permanently on your body.
8. Once you started and got one Boxer, you couldn’t stop.
9. You allow your Boxer to entertain the idea of “human-life”.
10. If you get a treat, so does your Boxer… it’s only fair.
11. When your Boxer gives you this face, you’ll automatically do whatever it is you think he’s telepathically asking you to.
12. Your Boxer has never had it rough… ever.
13. When your Boxer does stuff like this… you get over it.
14. It’s even obvious to the cat that your Boxer is your favorite. Everyone knows.
15. You have Boxer-Proofed your house to accommodate his silly ass.
16. Your Boxer is in every single picture you take of your child…
17. Your bed is your Boxers bed. No questions asked.
18. You trust that your Boxer will not push you in…even though it’d be so easy.
A photo posted by Jonathan H. Garcia (@jonatheriffic) on
19. The public park has a fountain that your Boxer has claimed as his own.
20. You will not get up until your Boxer gets up. You wouldn’t dream of disrupting him.
23. You guys have real together time…where you bond and talk about how to solve world hunger and what not…
24. Your Boxer actually believes he’s one of your children… because he is, duh.
A photo posted by Modern Fitmom Dr Brandy Segura (@modern_fitmom) on
25. If you go on an adventure…your Boxer goes on an adventure.
26. Your Boxer is dressed better than you.
Is that Marilyn Monroe?!?!? #Grace #TheMurps #BoxerLove #boxer
A photo posted by Mischa McCortney (@themishkamouse) on
27. There’s no need to save the cat… because you’ve had a talk with the cat that he has to love your Boxer as much as you do.
28. You made a promise to your Boxer to only post pictures where he is posing for the camera.
A photo posted by Miss Keira Walker ? (@keira_the_boxer) on
29. You still think your Boxer is the brightest Boxer in the whole wide world….and you’ll allow him to get in your car after this.
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August 26, 2015
17 Dogs Who Love The S#!% Out Of Joy Riding.
1. “The aaaaaaiiiiirrrrrrr…. Dis fresh air so nice.”
2. “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? He touched me…. Are we there yet?”
3. “Hey kid, smile now…but just so you know…I always ride shotgun. Always.”
4. “I already know what you’re going to say….”LET’S GOOOOOO!”
5. “We both fit! Isn’t that exciting?!”
6. “Take a picture of me! #Sunroof #DoggyRoyalty #JustMeInMyWhip”
7. “Please turn in, please turn in….PLEEEAAASE turn… Oh god. Please.”
8. “I’m not sure what the hype is… wake me up when we get there.”
9. “Do you see how happy he is? I mean…yeah I’m happy to be going for a ride…but…not as happy as him, I guess.”
10. “Hey human…can we walk down here later – I want to smell that pole. Like, I REALLY want to smell it.”
11. “Why iz da ground moving so fast? I confused.”
12. “This is great. This is great. This is great. This is great. This is great!”
13. “I love when the top goes down and I can wave my golden locks in the breeze. Ahhhh yes.”
14. “These riding goggles fit me perfectly.”
15. “I don’t get it. The biggest one should get the front seat – that’s how it’s always been.“Share”…the human said. Ugh.”
16. “If you don’t roll the window down… then I WILL”
17. “Wait? We’re going where?! I thought this was a post about happy rides. WTF?!”
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August 19, 2015
#DirtyDogWednesday and 12 Dogs Who Love It. [Too Much]
1. You took me here, this is not my fault. Can we come again tomorrow?
2. Things escalated pretty quickly.
3. Just here to help.
4. Does this filth make me look like a bad ass?
5. Right here’ll do.
7. I started sniffing something and it just kinda sorta went on from there.
8. Time to go? Hold on, I want to do something real quick. Like get filthy.
9. No, no I do not mind getting dirty. In fact, I love it. Can’t you see that, human?
11. I have found my happy place.
12. At least it’s just my snout this time… be grateful.
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August 17, 2015
15 Dogs Who Totally Rock Tongue Out Tuesday
1. It’s so effing hot you guys…this fur is insane.
2. It’s too big and it doesn’t fit. Give me a break.
The many faces of #Maxy #MansBestFriend #pets #dogtounge
A photo posted by Christian Ezequiel Quintanilla (@homeless_earth) on
3. Oh, hey…hi. I know this is kind of fast, but do you want a kiss?
4. I do this thing where I think really hard… and then I can taste it.
5. Waaaahhhhhhhhhh – I’m so funny.
6. Don’t look at me like that… you’re the one who told me I had a booger…
7. Sup, Ladies…?
8. It’s a good night to lap some wine. I am here waiting… please bring me my glass.
9. She said WHAT?!
10. I don’t know what he is doing… he does it all the time… I wish he’d just cool it.
11. I’m beginning to think they only adopted me to show all their friends my freakishly long tongue.
12. Can you do this? I bet not… Winner.
13. Try and take a picture of it… I bet you can’t. TOO FAST!
14. Thank you.
15. This just happens when I sleep. I can’t claim it, because I don’t remember…but the humans take the pictures to prove it.