1. “I mean…Usually da biggest get’s da shotgun. Just sayin’.” 

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2. “Dude. I iz so effin’ happy to see you. You have no idea.”

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3. “I can do dis. I can do dis… I wonder if anyone iz watching.”

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4. “I really likes my kid… but, i refuze to show that much happiness.”

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5. “Yeah… I get it, super funny. Quick… take da picture before it falls and u can’t get likes on Facebook anymore...”

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6. “What the hell iz wrong wif you? Do you not see I am trying to enter!? HUMAN!!”

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7. “DID YOU HEAR THAT?”

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8. “I want dis. I really want dis. I really really want dis.”

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9. “Hewwo? Human? Pway wif me!”

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10. “Dis my pool… Perfect size for me.”

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11. “It’s an inside joke… you wouldn’t get it. LOL!”

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12. “I think I dezerve an upgrade… dis was my puppy couch, human!”

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13. “Iz my turn Dad!! My Turn!!!!”

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1. When your Great Dane doesn’t fit… there’s always a way to fit.

A photo posted by Arnie Pang (@arnieandfriends) on Nov 15, 2014 at 3:59pm PST

2. Your clothes fit your Great Dane better than they fit you.

A photo posted by Mindy Loo (@ilikeubuturcrazy) on Nov 21, 2013 at 7:57am PST

3. No one understands and listens to you like your Great Dane.

A photo posted by Wrigley (@greatdaneinthecity) on Jul 28, 2015 at 2:04pm PDT

4. There is no disputing your Great Danes tongue is as large as the rest of him.

A photo posted by Pegasus & Athena (@pegasusthegreatdane) on Jul 28, 2015 at 10:41am PDT

5. The love/hate bonding that goes on between your Great Dane and her toys.

A photo posted by @penny_thegreatdane on Jul 28, 2015 at 7:06am PDT

6. This Bark… or one similar.

A video posted by @plowe17 on Jul 27, 2015 at 2:19pm PDT

7. The memories of once upon a time… when your Great Dane wasn’t as tall as you.

A photo posted by @penny_thegreatdane on Jul 22, 2015 at 7:08pm PDT

8. You’re not sure which is larger: his actual size, or your Great Dane’s personality.

A photo posted by Taylor Aldridge (@taylorlayne89) on Jul 22, 2015 at 9:49am PDT

9. Even when your Great Dane needs to get his shit together, you love him that much more.

A photo posted by Jackson & Skyler (@greatdanegalore) on Aug 2, 2014 at 3:48pm PDT

10. You’ve allowed enough space in your house for when your Great Dane gets the notion to chase his tail… or run… or anything.

A photo posted by Odin (@odin_thegreat) on Jul 28, 2015 at 4:46pm PDT

11. They are seriously wannabe lap dogs.

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12. The disadvantage your Great Dane has while trying to hide.

A photo posted by Casper the Dane (@casperthedane) on Jul 28, 2015 at 12:15pm PDT

13. Like their tongue, and the rest of them… their heart is also huge.

A photo posted by Great Dane Moments! (@greatdanemoments) on Jul 28, 2015 at 6:21am PDT

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1. The lack of concern your German Shepherd has for yours, or anyone else’s ‘Space Bubble’.

A photo posted by Athena’s Pack Pet Sitting (@athenaspack) on Jul 15, 2015 at 6:11pm PDT

2. The need to share what you can with your German Shepherd, when you can.

A photo posted by Elizabeth Noddin (@elizabeth_noddin) on Jul 15, 2015 at 6:03pm PDT

3. Your German Shepherd’s ambitious nature to retrieve – everything.

A photo posted by Piharian: NZ (@piha172) on Jul 15, 2015 at 6:01pm PDT

4. Growing another German Shepard out of your German Shepherd’s grooming process.

A photo posted by Meeshe (@meeshe.88) on Jul 15, 2015 at 5:48pm PDT

5. The trust & friendship your German Shepherd offers you.

A photo posted by dallas hamilton (@dallas.lhdt) on Jul 15, 2015 at 4:44pm PDT

6. The extraordinary effort behind your German Shepherd asking for attention.

A photo posted by ＲＡＣＨＥＬ ＢＵＳＥＹ (@rachelbusey) on Jul 15, 2015 at 8:21pm PDT

7. When you go on an adventure, your German Shepherd goes on an adventure.

A photo posted by Ida Fredriksen (@idamfredriksen) on Jul 16, 2015 at 3:28am PDT

8. Your German Shepherd’s love for water, and play… And what happens when you combine the two.

A video posted by Onyx (@onyxthegsd) on Jul 15, 2015 at 9:28pm PDT

9. Your German Shepherd’s toys are his… And only his.

A photo posted by Ashley Thomas (@a_thomas02) on Jul 15, 2015 at 3:03pm PDT

10. Your German Shepherd makes the rules, and any you make are made for bending.

A photo posted by Ben Karpol (@ben_karpol) on Jul 15, 2015 at 2:29pm PDT

11. The leadership and protection your German Shepherd provides.

A photo posted by @armandothemotopup on Jul 15, 2015 at 2:08pm PDT

12. One German Shepherd selfie just doesn’t cut it.

A photo posted by Eddie Skillington (@eskillington) on Jul 15, 2015 at 3:02pm PDT

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1. Couldn’t believe you cooked something so delicious and didn’t have the decency to share.

2. Couldn’t possibly care any less.

A photo posted by Chris Cheney (@lost1nz) on Jul 14, 2015 at 4:16pm PDT

3. Couldn’t figure out where the sound was coming from.

 

4. Couldn’t wait for you to open the damn door.

A photo posted by @mercylyaz on Jan 30, 2015 at 10:00pm PST

5. Couldn’t wait for you to drop some food.

A photo posted by Choco & Diesel (@bullylifeforme) on Jul 14, 2015 at 5:16pm PDT

6. Couldn’t resist…and ended up looking guilty as #uck.

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7. Couldn’t Fit.

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8. Couldn’t drink a cold beer, because he has no thumbs.

9. Couldn’t share his best boxer friend.

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10. Couldn’t wait for you to get home.

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11. Couldn’t believe you shamed him for eating some treats!

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The truth is…

Pit Bulls adore children – especially theirs.

 

Pit Bulls deserve to feel pretty.

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Pit Bulls are not scary.

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Pit Bulls are one of the most loyal companions.

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Pit Bulls are smarter than your average pup.

  

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Pit Bulls may make excellent service dogs and can really lend a helping hand.

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Pit Bulls love their animal family members.

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Pit Bulls love to play, walk, chew, play, and play…

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1. “A sunflower… really? I will allow this for 5 minutes before I roll around until it gets off my face”

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2. “You do know that Rudolph got made fun of & had no friends…?”

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3. “If you insist on putting me in clothing… maybe you could get some in my size.”

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4. “Merry Effin’ Christmas…….. Can I go lay down now?”

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5. “No, nothing is wrong. This is just my face.

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6. “Yes…I know that’s a ball – what do you want me to do with it?”

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7. “What are you looking at me like that for? Pet me or something since you’re obviously not busy…”

A photo posted by Wembley The Bulldog (@wembully) on Jan 27, 2015 at 1:12pm PST

8. “I’m paying attention…but, you do know I don’t speak English – yes?

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9. “Did you take the picture yet… I want this hat off my head. Is there cake?”

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10. “You can’t make me. Leave me behind. I’m too exhausted.”

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1. Exercise! Exercise! Exercise! Tired = Happy.

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2. Encouraging them to be the lap dog they believe to be.

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3. Gve ’em awesome toys!  Like… Stuff they can’t destroy 🙂

 

4. Meeting new friends as often as possible.

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5. Hugs… make your pit bull happy.

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6. Let your Pit Bull just be and deal with the bath later.

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7. Talk to your Pit Bull!

 

8. Let him sleep on your bed, a comfy pit bull is…yep, you guessed it… a happy pit bull.

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 9. Play their games, grasp onto their silliness & you’ll both be happy.

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10. Love your pit bull, show off your pit bull, educate people about his amazing breed: He appreciates it.

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1. Couldn’t let you out style her.

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2. Couldn’t dream up a happier place to be.

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3. Couldn’t believe you said you’d give him pizza if he dressed like a teenage mutant ninja turtle…

And you didn’t.

https://instagram.com/p/5MwqQZJojs/

4. Couldn’t get over how comfortable the floor is.

https://instagram.com/p/5MusZDQ9d2/

5. Couldn’t ask for a better way to spend the afternoon.

https://instagram.com/p/5MryDyxsIF/

6. Couldn’t get through a morning without a cup of Joe.

https://instagram.com/p/5Ml0bEgwEq/

7. Couldn’t understand why you’d put this gate up…like they can’t follow directions or something.

Pfft.

https://instagram.com/p/5MerD-F9-2/

8. Couldn’t beg any harder to taste of your delicious dish.

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9. Couldn’t grasp why they have no clothes on…

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10. Couldn’t eat anymore… Unless you offered something real good.

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11. Couldn’t figure out what the hell you were doing.

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1. Couldn’t believe you had the nerve to ask her to get up and start her day.

A photo posted by Monique Abela (@moogymoo1) on Jul 16, 2015 at 1:12pm PDT

2. Couldn’t manage to keep his head up.

A photo posted by Jess (@beingdifferentkilledthecat) on Jul 16, 2015 at 12:59pm PDT

3. Couldn’t understand what this, “underbite” thing was everyone kept talking about.

A photo posted by @cheraney_dawndunn on Jul 16, 2015 at 12:51pm PDT

4. Couldn’t figure out why there’s a human in the kitchen sink.

A photo posted by ιтѕ α вυℓℓιєѕ ℓιfє (@iggy_and_remi) on Jul 16, 2015 at 12:36pm PDT

5. Couldn’t care any less that there’s a bed available.

A photo posted by Jenna Galikas (@jennagalikas) on Jul 16, 2015 at 12:33pm PDT

6. Couldn’t climb the slide…but desperately wanted to.

7. Couldn’t get close enough to his kitty friend.

A photo posted by Branca and its cats ??? (@brancabull) on Jul 16, 2015 at 12:27pm PDT

8. Couldn’t possibly look any less impressed.

A photo posted by Michal Adamczyk (@ko3kodan) on Jul 16, 2015 at 12:26pm PDT

9. Couldn’t move, or his sticky-fingered-baby-friend would fall over.

A photo posted by Jackson/Alpha/Warren (@jacksonsdiary) on Jul 16, 2015 at 12:13pm PDT

10. Couldn’t get over how disappointed he was with the movie, Minions.

A photo posted by LegendzFitness (@legendzfitness) on Jul 16, 2015 at 12:13pm PDT

11. Couldn’t build the confidence to feel comfortable in this outfit.

A photo posted by Ashley Lewis (@ashleyblewis) on Jul 16, 2015 at 12:01pm PDT

12. Couldn’t hide the happiness on his usually grumpy face.

A photo posted by Stashmo the English Bulldog (@mr_stashmo) on Jul 16, 2015 at 11:54am PDT

13. Couldn’t believe how good he felt in that bowtie.

A photo posted by Mik_Pak (@mik_pak) on Sep 1, 2013 at 2:22pm PDT

14. Couldn’t appropriately display his happiness over his birthday, but he could eat cake. And make the lab jealous.

A video posted by skstone3 (@skstone3) on Nov 21, 2013 at 5:04pm PST

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1.) They’re part of the family – the more you include them…the happier your boxer will be.

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2.) Laugh at their jokes. Your happiness is your boxer’s happiness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jk_E7iLMFcA

3.) Give him a friend… someone he can cuddle on (not with).

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4.) Embrace their quirky personality… and they’ll happily embrace yours. And give ’em good freakin’ toys!

P.S. – Check out our Bullymake Boxes at the end of this post for some sweet monthly toys & treats!

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5.) Baths are required sometimes… And even if they look like they hate it – they secretly love it.

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6.) Frequent the outdoors – it makes you happy…doesn’t it? Maybe bounce around on some trampolines, even.

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7.) Sometimes a good shake is all it takes for a happy Boxer.

8.) Let your Boxer chill on the sofa.  Okay, they do it by themselves.  It’s comfortable, alright?

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9.) This one is important. Take the blame for some of their farts… They probably already do it for you. The least you can do is return the freakin’ favor.

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10.) Celebrate her birthday – after all, like we said at the beginning: she’s part of the family and always will be.

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