By: Isabela Hatzmann
September 22, 2015
15 Pit Bulls With Nothing But Good Intentions
1. The rope & tennis ball may not last more than a few hours… but this Pit Bull means well.
2. It’s obviously impossible to have ill-intentions when wearing a smile like this.
3. Going outside seemed like a really awesome idea… wrong.
4. This Pit Bull just thought it would be nice to sit down together and share a meal.
5. Look, I’m totally funny and approachable…
6. Against the rules, perhaps… but we wouldn’t call it malicious.
7. Any Pit Bull that allows this attire obviously wants their human happy.
8. A Pit Bulls definition of washing windows may not be efficient – but it’s the thought that counts.
9. “I was trying to get something… for you… but, I couldn’t find it.”
10. How many of you would allow your friend to sit on your back?
11. Your Pit Bull knows you hate folding laundry. Super considerate.
12. Can you feel the love?
13. He was told not to go on the furniture…nothing was said about underneath.
14. These eyes say, “This was given to me to destroy, right? No biggie… right?”
15. Get out and enjoy the weather… let’s go for a walk… Get off your ass… Thank us later. –Pit Bulls
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September 15, 2015
15 Things Only Mastiff Parents Can Possibly Comprehend
1. There’s no dog pile, like a Mastiff dog pile.
2. Mastiff drool is unlike anything you’ve ever witnessed… and then they shake their head.
3. Your home, chair, bed and heart all belong to your Mastiff.
4. When your friends and family complain about their animal shedding everywhere… you get to smirk. Go thank your Mastiff for being easy to groom why don’t ya.
5. You’re aware of your Mastiff’s size and he is less aware.
Lap dog? I think not ? #mastiffproblems pic.twitter.com/OMNDATvMFx
— Lunnndy (@HunterHunner) March 4, 2015
6. The relief that is felt when your Mastiff obviously wants to be just as lazy as you do.
7. When the Mastiff sleeps – the household is aware of it.
8. Your Mastiff can have terrible gas, you may get used to it, but warn your guests.
9. Based on size alone, people will not mess with you when you’re with your Mastiff.
10. The reality that sometimes the best listener in your household is your Mastiff child.
11. Their build, personality and efforts; everything about your Mastiff is big.
12. Your Mastiff is your best friend, and the feeling is mutual. How does this look make you feel when you leave the house? I bet other Mastiff parents have the same experience.
13. You can’t take your Mastiff anywhere…
14. Your Mastiff might be the biggest baby in the household…
15. The only thing better than one Mastiff, is two.
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September 15, 2015
13 Great Danes Who Have No Idea How Big They Really Are
1. This would be perfect if furniture wasn’t on its way.
2. Bed, best friend and life is good.
3. Typical Great Dane hugging on the human.
4. Um, we’re the same… Right?
5. Every dog would be able to look their human in the eyes, if they tried hard enough.
7. Fiiiiinallllyy!! See, I told you I’m not huge… wait, what? That’s a pony? Whatever.
8. You take up the whole couch too, and I don’t insist you’re large.
9. Oh, hey neighbor… why don’t you ever pop your head over to say hello?
10. I could for sure fit on one, I just prefer two.
11. … I wish I had two.
12. They say the size of your ears is comparable to the size of…. My dog brain.
13. I wonder if my Pug and Frenchie friends have tried delicious tap water…
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September 15, 2015
15 of the Guiltiest Boxers You Ever Dun Seen
1. Why am I under the bed if I thought it was mine? ….I like it here.
2. Prove I was in the flour…. Oh. On my face? Fair enough.
3. I thought this would be a lot more fun, if I’m being honest.
4. I know you’re upset, but can you just help me out and get this off my face?
5. I heard you talking the other day that you wanted new carpet. You’re welcome?
7. I’m just a puppy, so you can’t really be too mad… right?
8. I tried telling you if I didn’t have a new toy soon I’d eat the ornaments. You didn’t listen.
9. If we stick to our story, she’ll never know we both did it.
10. If I had thumbs, I’d absolutely help you pick it up.
11. It was the pug’s idea… I tried to talk him out of it. Boxers are smarter and more mature…ya know? I can’t keep lying. I did it. All.
12. Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom
13. You’re the best human and deserve a new patio set anyway…
15. Weird, the toilet paper keeps following me out of the bathroom.
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September 15, 2015
10 Bulldogs Who Horribly Suffer From Grumpy Face Problems
1. No breed rocks the grumpy face quite like these English Bulldogs, especially this one…
2. Compare me to Grumpy Cat one more time…
3. Today is a great day, best day ever… even though I can’t show it.
4. Happy freakin’ birthday to me.
5. Happy place, great toys…obviously thrilled.
6. Apparently, this is what I have to do so I don’t appear grumpy.
7. Cool story, bro, really… I enjoyed it.
8. Yeah, yeah we know… The Pomeranian smiles sooo nice.
9. Perhaps these shades will distract from my less than excited expression.
10. Scowl, or no scowl – it’s just my face and you love it.
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September 15, 2015
14 French Bulldogs Who Think They’re Large… & In Charge
1. You did say dinner was ready, right?
2. You should see the other dog…
3. Just pretend like this one behind me isn’t here, mmmkay?
4. Someday, this will all be mine.
5. I’m watching, even when I’m sleeping.
6. Can’t keep me away. My house, my rules.
7. I saw it. I liked it. I took it.
8. Who you callin’ small?
9. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
10. This screen obviously thinks it’s in charge.
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11. Turn left… SLOW DOWN… Where are you going??
12. Did you know that my ears make me 3 inches taller?
13. My human threw it, and it stands zero chances. I always win.
14. My Human bought a rug with my name and face – I am the boss.
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September 15, 2015
10 Reasons Rottweilers Are Absolutely Terrifying.
While Rottweilers are often misunderstood and judged too quickly, there are indeed reasons why the Rottweiler breed can be terrifying and when raised right, they’re even more terrifying.
ONE: They’re careless… and will let it just all hang out. No shame.
TWO: When a pack of them… stares up at you with their little puppy dog eyes, it’s possible the scary thought of wanting one, or maybe another Rottweiler might start creeping in.
THREE: They demand… butt scratches on the regular. They love them, it makes Rottweilers happy – in turn…making you happy. They’re good at that kind of stuff.
FOUR: They have no mercy…. And will pop every last bubble you blow… WITH NO MERCY!
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FIVE: They steal… Your socks, and then look at you like you’re crazy for even asking for an explanation.
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SIX: They’re strong… to the point of possibly winning a pretty passionately played out game of tug-o-war.
SEVEN: Their broad, muscular face… will tell you exactly what they’re thinking. You will be looked at like you’re crazy by your Rottweiler here & there.
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EIGHT: Ignorant people… will assume that your Rottweiler is going to eat their little dog. They might pick up their little (cute) ankle biter, or move to the other side of the road. It’s terrifying people can be that way.
NINE: They will attack… your personal space. 😀
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TEN: Their Teeth. Sometimes, Rottweilers will show their teeth… and smile at you. It’s terrible. It will even make you feel good and laugh. *shutter*
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September 15, 2015
15 Signs You Love Your French Bulldog… Too Much.
1. Your French Bulldog eats steak.
2. You will not tolerate anyone laughing at your Frenchy for simply being comfortable.
3. This.
4. You confuse your French Bulldog by wearing pants with their face all over them…
5. It’s obvious who the favorite pet is… and the cat is less than impressed.
6. After a long day, there is no one else you want to sit down and talk to more.
7. Your French Bulldog is your baby and you will fight anyone who challenges this fact.
8. It’s okay… your Frenchy is just so silly. That’s all.
9. You don’t question your French Bulldog… you just want them to be happy.
10. You encourage your French Bulldog to go big, or go home.
11. You take and post so many pictures of your Frenchy, that even your Frenchy has had enough.
12. You DubSmash with your French Bulldog.
13. This is 100% okay.
14. You don’t have only one… that would never be enough.
15. You even love your French Bulldogs farts… Okay, maybe not. But it doesn’t make you love them any less.
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September 1, 2015
15 Reasons French Bulldogs SUCK!
1. French Bulldogs are the perfect size for snuggles & hugs… And who wants those?
2. Way too cute, those French Bulldogs. MAKE IT STOP!!!
It’s never too early for ice cream.
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3. French Bulldogs, just getting a free ride all the time…
4. They will look better than you in clothing a solid 99% of the time.
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5. Since French Bulldogs fit, they think they can come along… every time.
6. Sassy little shits.
7. Right when you’re trying to be funny, a French Bulldog will steal the spotlight.
8. They get to lay in your bed all day… and night & whenever they want.
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9. It’s all about them. French Bulldog this, Frenchie that.
10. When you’re about to make a bad decision & a French Bulldog looks at you like this…
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11. Nosey little things… French Bulldogs don’t want you to have your alone time. And we all love that.
12. French Bulldogs have determination that make you feel bad for the lack of yours.
13. Nothing shocks those French Bulldogs.
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14. When there is more than one, their cuteness reaches a point that’s almost too much.
15. “What? Are you playing with that? … I hope you don’t expect me to do anything – maybe later.”
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September 1, 2015
30 Signs That You Love Your Boxer… Too Much.
1. You plan special nights by the fire with your Boxer.
2. Not only does your Boxer sleep in your bed with you…
3. You do whatever you can to make your Boxer comfortable.
4. Great effort is placed on making sure your Boxer does not feel left out.
5. You’ve canceled plans with your friends to teach your boxer cool tricks.
6. Even when you’re exhausted… you’ll always throw it for your boxer…one two three more times.
7. You put your boxers face, permanently on your body.
8. Once you started and got one Boxer, you couldn’t stop.
9. You allow your Boxer to entertain the idea of “human-life”.
10. If you get a treat, so does your Boxer… it’s only fair.
11. When your Boxer gives you this face, you’ll automatically do whatever it is you think he’s telepathically asking you to.
12. Your Boxer has never had it rough… ever.
13. When your Boxer does stuff like this… you get over it.
14. It’s even obvious to the cat that your Boxer is your favorite. Everyone knows.
15. You have Boxer-Proofed your house to accommodate his silly ass.
16. Your Boxer is in every single picture you take of your child…
17. Your bed is your Boxers bed. No questions asked.
18. You trust that your Boxer will not push you in…even though it’d be so easy.
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19. The public park has a fountain that your Boxer has claimed as his own.
20. You will not get up until your Boxer gets up. You wouldn’t dream of disrupting him.
23. You guys have real together time…where you bond and talk about how to solve world hunger and what not…
24. Your Boxer actually believes he’s one of your children… because he is, duh.
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25. If you go on an adventure…your Boxer goes on an adventure.
26. Your Boxer is dressed better than you.
Is that Marilyn Monroe?!?!? #Grace #TheMurps #BoxerLove #boxer
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27. There’s no need to save the cat… because you’ve had a talk with the cat that he has to love your Boxer as much as you do.
28. You made a promise to your Boxer to only post pictures where he is posing for the camera.
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29. You still think your Boxer is the brightest Boxer in the whole wide world….and you’ll allow him to get in your car after this.