By: Isabela Hatzmann
October 12, 2015
Bulldog Deals Cards in Epic Poker Game
This Bulldog is clearly a frequenter of many casinos.
Bulldog or card shark? You decide.
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October 12, 2015
15 Things Only Doberman Parents Understand
1. They are vocal. Sometimes barking…sometimes attempting to speak English.
2. Dobermans are silly, not scary… and a lot of people are terribly confused.
3. Your Doberman… is special (but then again, so are you). You get each other.
4. When things like this happen, your Doberman isn’t overcome with guilt. Often times, it even results in getting a new chew toy. He considers it an understanding.
5. Waking up to this or something along the same lines on a regular basis.
7. If you aren’t going to finish it… do not waste it. Give it to me. I’m right here. –Your Doberman
8. Your Doberman wants attention, and is spectacular at letting it be known.
9. Your Doberman is not shy about letting you know her wants and needs.
10. If you didn’t pick him up his own, you feel obligated to share yours.
11. Your Doberman often plays the role of most overly zealous while hanging out with friends.
12. You both love your bed, equally.
13. “Sorry, not sorry…” –Your Doberman
14. …Friendly tip for your gassy Doberman.
15. You can trust your Doberman to guard your house… but not the cake.
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October 12, 2015
12 Awesome Mastiffs Being Gentle Giants
1. I told him I didn’t want to play… but, it’s okay. I don’t mind.
2. Costume, or no costume… She has the heart of a lion.
3. Tiny baby, huge dog… best friends.
4. Judgement free zone. All cuddlers welcome!
5. He is hers, and she is his… it’s the way it has to be.
6. Just because you’re large, doesn’t mean you can’t mind your manners.
7. Tell me your problems. I’m here for you.
8. What do you mean they were scared of me… they’ve never met me!
9. Brothers from another mother.
10. Just keeping your bed warm until later for you… and then you guys can share.
11. Ready when you guys are. Take your time. Just happy to be here.
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October 12, 2015
18 Begging Boxers Inner Most Thoughts!
1. Oh crap…she’s taking a video.
2. Whatcha cookin, good-lookin’? You’re looking lovely today, by the way.
3. Gosh, that sure was freaky fast, smells fresh too!
4. They gave the kid a cookie… I’m sure they’re coming back with one for me.
5. I’m here for you. Please drop something now so I can help clean it up.
6. They get stuck in my teeth… but sure, I’ll take one.
7. I was sleeping and the smell woke me… the least you can do is give me a tot.
8. …please? Please… PLEASE MAY I HAVE SOME HOT DOG!?
9. Resist these eyes… do it. I dare you.
10. Just checking in. How ya doin’? Is that pizza good?
11. For my next trick… I’ll catch some food in my mouth.
12. Take the picture… and walk away.
13. He ate it all. Every last bite. Can a dog get some crumbs?
14. I’ve been practicing my starving, withering away to nothing sad look.
15. I feel like my humans are trying to tell me something… I’m just not sure what.
16. Don’t move… she doesn’t see you.
17. Tonight is the night he will reward me for my consistent efforts, I know it.
18. He put the tools down, sat back… he’s full…HE’S FULL! Yes!
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October 6, 2015
11 INSANELY Easy Tips for a Happy Bull Terrier!
1. Your Bull Terrier is smart and witty, he deserves good jokes and appreciates them.
2. Find some flattering attire for the Bull Terrier in your life – everyone (and dog) needs at least one outfit that makes them feel good.
3. Protect your Bull Terrier from UV rays – that big snout can get sun burnt!
4. Give them other Bull Terrier friends to hang out with.
5. Give them lots of friends to hang out with – all sizes and shapes.
6. Spend quality time with your Bull Terrier, watching shows you both enjoy.
7. Your Bull Terrier wants to go with you – take him.
8. Do your best to find the humor in things like this – It may have been an accident. MAYBE.
9. Even when it seems excessive, remember, your Bull Terrier just wants to hang out with you.
10. Make your Bull Terrier child help with the chores (…spray him with the hose).
11. Let your Bull Terrier know that the weird things you buy with his face is admiration and not creepy.
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October 5, 2015
15 Absolute Truths… That Bulldogs Are Your BEST Friend!
1. Even when your jokes are terrible… he’ll make you feel good about it.
2. Your gifts may not always be on point… but they’ll humor you anyway.
3. Sometimes, you just need a hug.
4. An English Bulldog will have you back (and cold feet).
5. They like your other friends and even like hanging out with them, too!
6. When you’re talking in circles, you’ll get this look. That’ll set you straight.
7. You have the same Saturday morning ambitions.
8. After a rough day, an English Bulldog will give you a good laugh.
9. Neither of you particularly enjoy being told it’s time to get up.
10. Road Trips are amazing when you’re enjoying each other’s company.
11. Eating is serious business… and you both know it.
12. You’re both totally cool with doing your own thing for a while.
13. The same things annoy you & the two of you can roll your eyes in unison.
14. He’ll call you out on your sh*t… and everyone needs a best friend who does that.
15. And even still… they are ALWAYS happy to see you. 🙂
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September 28, 2015
16 Dogs… That Love [Or Hate] Their Cats!
1. This cat thinks it’s just one of the dogs and the dogs… they think otherwise sometimes.
2. As long as the feline keeps the nails in the paws… they’re friends.
3. This Golden and Tabby believed they were brother and sister for a little while…
4. As long as their humans aren’t paying more attention to the other… they’re great friends.
5. There is actually no hate involved in this relationship – 100% love. Surprisingly.
6. They’ve agreed to share the bed, but they refuse to talk about it.
7. The dog enjoys this significantly more than the cat.
8. They do an every-other-day thing for the sunshine at noon.
9. Another Dog-Cat understanding. Friends. Kind of?
10. Obviously, this cat is in charge… and it works for this pit and lab.
11. This pooch may have surrendered it’s position as top-dog.
12. It’s not surprising there’s another all love, no hate relationship in this list, is it?
13. When the humans offer food – every single one is on their best behavior.
14. Some relationships take time…
15. “Listen humans… if the cat can do it – I can do it.” –Dog
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September 23, 2015
16 Signs You Love Your Great Dane… Too Much.
1. When the water bowl isn’t cold enough – your Great Dane knows what the other options are.
2. You’re less concerned with your furniture than you are your Great Dane’s comfort level.
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3. Sometimes you consider buying a larger vehicle – not because you have to but to better accommodate your Great Dane.
4. You pretend you can’t find your Great Dane … just for fun.
5. When the peanut butter is gone… you do not just simply throw it away without giving your pooch an opportunity to lick the jar.
6. As far as you and your Great Dane are concerned, personal space does not exist.
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7. All of your friends and family know that If you go… so does your pup.
8. When in bed, the thought of moving your Great Dane to get comfortable is out of the question.
9. You’re convinced that your Great Dane can speak English.
10. You can find the humor when your Great Dane does things like this… [or maybe not].
11. Of course you have legit birthday parties for your Great Dane… That’s obvious!
12. You have, or have thought about getting inked to honor your Great Dane.
13. You don’t let your kids run in the house, but your Great Dane can.
14. You’ve canceled plans to lay around with your Great Dane.
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15. It is only fair that if you treat yourself, your Great Dane also gets one.
16. You accept your Great Dane’s flaws, overlook them & laugh.
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September 23, 2015
13 Insanely Easy Ways for a Happy Mastiff!
1. Let your Mastiff’s personality shine and embrace their craziness.
2. Dance in your home, in your yard and in public with your Mastiff.
3. Give your Mastiff child a warm, cozy place to lay his head at the end of the day.
4. Make appropriate accommodations for your massive Mastiff…
5. Bring your Mastiff around other gentle giants… better yet, adopt three!
6. Give your Mastiff something to look forward to. Birthday treats… every year.
7. Allow your Mastiff to smell the roses … or the barbeque… whichever.
8. Never tell your Mastiff he is too large to be a lap dog – It’s simply untrue.
9. Be prepared for the slobber… and don’t give your Mastiff a hard time about it.
10. Occasionally, bring your Mastiff around animals that make her feel Dainty.
11. Let your Mastiff feel the wind in his face… and jowls.
12. Even if they fail… Praise your Mastiff for trying so hard.
13. Keep a good stock of chew toys available – at your Mastiffs disposal, of course.
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September 23, 2015
15 Things Only Bull Terrier Parents Can Comprehend
1. Sometimes Bull Terriers just can’t resist temptation.
2. This is no half-assing anything – your Bull Terrier doesn’t mess around.
3. Your Bull Terrier has innocent lapses in judgement here and there.
4. When it’s time to rest… it’s time to rest and there is nothing you can do about it.
5. Sometimes, your Bull Terrier is uninterested in your fetching shenanigans.
6. One word that could be used to describe your Bull Terrier would be quirky.
7. Alone time in your household consists of you & your Bull Terrier.
8. What’s his is his, and what’s yours is also his… it’s almost like a marriage.
9. Your favorite thing about your Bull Terrier, is her perfect size.
10. “I never heard you say I couldn’t sit up here” – You speak for your Bull Terrier and have legitimate conversation.
11. Not to brag, but you didn’t even have to train your Bull Terrier to help with the dishes and wash the crumbs off the floor.
12. Your Bull Terrier wants new toys… often… if you forget to pick them up, they’ll give you a friendly reminder.
13. Regardless what anyone else thinks…your Bull Terrier is the smartest, most talented dog around.
14. Bull Terriers’ got jokes for days.
15. It took a while, but eventually you got over everyone calling your dog the Target Dog… your pup is cooler though.
