By: Brooke Hoese
March 28, 2016
10 Signs You’re a Crazy German Shepherd Person
You include them in all your holiday celebrations
And make sure they get their very own
You know that in their truest form, they’re all fairies in flower crowns
Photos become photoshoots
Because you make sure they’re always looking their best
They are your main muse
And you buy them all the coolest gear
You include them in everything
Especially your adventures
Because really, it wouldn’t be the same without them
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March 23, 2016
12 Signs You’re the Parent of a Power Chewer
You don’t get one bone for your power chewer — you get a basket of them
You always have extra leashes, collars, and harnesses on hand. Just in case.
You’ve learned to find a sort of artistic beauty in destruction
You’re painfully familiar with their guilty face
This photo gives you intense déjà vu
You know that if they destroy something, it just means they loved it a lot. So really it’s a compliment.
This photo resonates with you on a spiritual level
Your dog is why you can’t have nice things
Because if something exists, your pooch will do everything in their power to chew it into oblivion
Toy or not
You try your hardest to be mad at them, but really you can’t be
Cause who could ever be mad at a face like that?
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March 21, 2016
10 Signs You’re a Crazy Doberman Person
You include them in family portraits (because they’re a part of the family, obviously)
You’re not sure how to get where these people are, but you need to know asap.
You know that they’re cooler than you, and you’re perfectly fine with that.
You throw them the most lavish birthday celebrations
And take them on all the best vacations
Disputing their fearsome reputation with goofy photos is your favorite pastime
This is not just a pile of puppies, it is a pile of happiness.
Based solely off of the presence of a Doberman, you consider this fine art and would hang it in your home
Because Doberman art is the best art
Especially when it’s permanent
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For starters, they speak to you on a spiritual level.
You firmly believe waking a bulldog from a nap should be a federal offense
You support them in whatever they do, even if it seems a little far fetched
Their fashion is of the utmost importance to you
You would be describe the subjects in this photo as “dream team”
And those in this photo as “squad goals”
You know for a fact that bulldog art is the best art
You celebrate holidays with them
Whether they’re into or not
And speaking of holidays, you know that your bully’s birthday is the most important day of the year
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You spoil them more than you knew was possible
Like, way more.
You make sure your Frenchie always looks as fly as possible
Which is very, by the way.
You would give in to this almost immediately
You support this young man in his business endeavors, whatever they may be
This is the best tattoo you’ve ever seen
And this is the best photo you’ve ever seen. Hands down. In your entire life. No competition.
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Actually, every photo of a Frenchie is the best photo you’ve ever seen
Because honestly they’re just magical little dudes.
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March 21, 2016
10 Signs You’re a Crazy Bull Terrier Person
You truly believe that your bull terrier is your baby
And would gladly give up your sitting space for the sake of their comfort
You also believe that every bull terrier deserves flowers. Every single one. All of them.
I mean just look at them. Look.
You know for a fact that bull terrier art is the best art
Same thing goes for tattoos
And shirts
And you don’t want this hat. You need this hat.
In fact, everything is better with bull terriers
Because you know that when it comes to bull terriers, the more the merrier.
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This is how you see all boxers
And you’re pretty sure that this is what’s waiting to greet you at the pearly gates
And that this is what’s waiting on the other side
You have their portraits hanging in their home because duh, they’re art.
You are as proud of this little guy as you would be of your actual, literal child
Because honestly they are your actual, literal children
You take them on the best adventures
And make sure there’s always time to stop and smell the roses along the way
Your furniture is their furniture
And really, you wouldn’t have it any other way
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March 21, 2016
10 Signs You’re a Crazy Border Collie Person
You’re more excited about celebrating their birthday than your own
You let them help out around the house
And the yard
You make sure everyone knows who exactly runs the house
The safety and comfort of their feet is your top priority
You make sure they get quality adventure time
You immortalize them in art
And this hat is a staple item of your wardrobe
This photo encapsulates your ultimate squad goals
You don’t even need four leaf clovers, because when you have a border collie, you’re already the luckiest person in the world
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March 21, 2016
10 Signs You’re an AB Fanatic – and Totally OK With It!
You take them on all of your adventures
Even if you can’t really take them
Your ice cream becomes their ice cream
You make sure they have only the most posh of seating arrangements
And that they look at least as cool as you do
You immortalize them in paint
Or even ink
These two are your #relationship goals
You would give anything to be on the other side of that screen
You’re not sure where this is, but you’re pretty sure it’s what heaven looks like.
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March 3, 2016
Super Tuesday Recap: Canine Style
This past Tuesday marked an important point in the election season, with 12 different states holding their primary elections. Below we’ve compiled a short recap– canine style
Dognald Trump
What we know
- Not a fan of Chihuahuas
- Wants to put up a fence around yard
- To keep out Chihuahuas
- The Chihuahuas will pay for it
His supporters mainly consist of other boxers, and breeds such as Rottweilers, Pit Bulls, and Dobermans
Super Tuesday Wins: Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Massachusetts, Tennessee, Vermont, and Virginia
Barko Rubio
What we know
- Somewhat better attitude towards Chihuahuas than Dognald
- Somewhat better hair than Dognald
- Somewhat worse support than Dognald
With a much smaller following than his competitors, Barko Rubio tends to be favored by fellow frenchies, other breeds of bulldogs, and his mom.
Super Tuesday Wins: Minnesota
Ted Pawz
What we know
- Always looks sort of sad
- Even when smiling
- May or may not be responsible for string of killings in Northern California during the 1960s/70s
Ted Pawz seems to draw a somewhat more diverse following than Dognald, and somewhat larger following than Barko, which is good enough in his mind
Super Tuesday Wins: Alaska, Oklahoma, and Texas
Boney Sanders
What we know
- Old
- Glasses
- Believes all dogs deserve free trips to the vet, free training, and unlimited bones
With an all-inclusive campaign platform, Boney Sanders seems to appeal to all sorts of breeds, but is largely favored by puppies.
Super Tuesday Wins: Colorado, Oklahoma, Minnesota, Vermont
Hilpuppy Clinton
What we know
- Also old (ish)
- No glasses
- Attempts to relate to puppies, fails
Hilpuppy Clinton is favored among breeds such as pugs, english bulldogs, and shar peis, and despite attempts to relate to younger voters, seems to resonate mostly with older dogs.
Super Tuesday Wins: Alaska, Arkansas, Georgia, Mississippi, Tennessee, Texas, Virginia