1. Great Danes, they can reach everything.
2. The world is your Great Dane’s head rest.
3. If you need some time alone – A Great Dane doesn’t really know what that means. But you love it.
4. Sometimes their ‘Crazy Eyes’ make an appearance – and you reevaluate whether it’s time to get up or not…
5. Great Dane: I want to go for a ride and feel the air…. Right now. You: Okay.
6. You wish you could trade lives for a day or two with your Great Dane – but you can’t and that sucks.
7. Some Great Danes are way better looking than you… without even trying. Life.
8. They take up the whole couch – and you don’t have the heart to make them move. You wouldn’t dare move your fur child!
9. Your Great Dane has a lot more toys than you do – He’s more spoiled than you are & to top it off – he knows it.
10. “You aren’t going anywhere….” –Great Dane (It sucks not being the one to call the shots).
11. Great Danes do not fit through a typical Doggy-Door. They need the human door. You’re used to it.
12. They know their angles and Great Danes are more photogenic than you are. Sucks, huh?
13. Great Danes are bed hogs, and there is no way around it. But the snuggles they provide are the best!
14. Great Danes suck at hiding – but there is no lack of trying.
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