You include them in family portraits (because they’re a part of the family, obviously)

A photo posted by Pearl Loerke Photography ? (@pearlloerkephotography) on Mar 21, 2016 at 1:26pm PDT

You’re not sure how to get where these people are, but you need to know asap.

A photo posted by Marcelo Gomes (@marcelogowes) on Mar 21, 2016 at 2:40pm PDT

You know that they’re cooler than you, and you’re perfectly fine with that.

A photo posted by Bleu (@bleu_the_dobie) on Mar 21, 2016 at 11:49am PDT

You throw them the most lavish birthday celebrations

A photo posted by Daisy_theDoberman (@daisy_thedoberman) on Mar 21, 2016 at 11:53am PDT

And take them on all the best vacations

A photo posted by Gunner Bane (@gunner_bane) on Mar 21, 2016 at 3:14pm PDT

Disputing their fearsome reputation with goofy photos is your favorite pastime

A photo posted by @jing_u27 on Mar 21, 2016 at 8:47am PDT

This is not just a pile of puppies, it is a pile of happiness.

A photo posted by René Kees (@aartegrawwel) on Mar 21, 2016 at 9:28am PDT

Based solely off of the presence of a Doberman, you consider this fine art and would hang it in your home

A photo posted by A Horsepool (@_horse_animation_) on Mar 21, 2016 at 1:20pm PDT

Because Doberman art is the best art

A photo posted by @vancityenzo on Dec 14, 2015 at 8:33pm PST

Especially when it’s permanent

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