1. American Bulldogs have a way of making it seem 100% acceptable to lay around and relax all day. What’s responsibility?
2. You will never accomplish the level of comfort American Bulldogs do, and that’s a fact we all have to live with.
3. They aren’t always aware of their size or surroundings.
4. As much as you hate doing laundry… they love when you do laundry. Anyone who wants you to do the laundry sucks.
5. If they don’t get what they want, they sulk… and they are so good at it, you give them what they want.
6. Fact: American Bulldogs are more photogenic than you are.
7. They don’t give a crap what they look like when they’re having fun – no shame…
8. They take your best friend away and you’re expected to just accept it.
9. In addition to the other things American Bulldogs are better than you at, sunbathing is another one.
10. When it’s snowy and cold… and you want to stay wrapped in a blanket – American Bulldogs are all ambitious and stuff.
11. American Bulldogs can’t even appreciate a good butterfly costume.
12. American Bulldogs clearly suck for all these reasons and even more… like loving food. How dare they.
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My 2 year old American bulldog has recently been acting differt he is very unsettled and huffing and pacing around and keeps slapping gums together. Do you have any insight on why
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