1. Mastiffs can be real snarky, snickering and being cute, all that terrible stuff.

A photo posted by Brandi Johnson (@blessedlove212) on Oct 5, 2015 at 7:11pm PDT

2. The cat likes the Mastiff more than the humans in your house.

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3. When you have to wake up, your Mastiff doesn’t.

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4. Mastiffs enjoy being back-seat cookers, much like back-seat drivers… only they make sure you’re cooking correctly.

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5. It takes no time at all to look this cute, it’s natural.

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6. Mastiff’s have their own unique way of letting you know what they think of your jokes.

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7. Tennis Ball? (Hahahaha) No.

A photo posted by Ronald Groulx (@rongroulx) on Oct 15, 2015 at 10:35am PDT

8. Equip your Mastiff with plenty of fun toys, or he’ll give you a friendly reminder.

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9. Try fibbing to your Mastiff and he’ll give you this look.

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10. They get twitchy when they realize you’re near and not showing them affection.  But they definitely deserve all the love possible 🙂

A video posted by Henry Tudor Brown (@henrythemastiff) on Oct 15, 2015 at 5:19am PDT

12. Only your Mastiff would be able to get away with the noises and faces that are made at mealtime.

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13. Even your Mastiff can’t stand the stench of their gas – there’s a chance they thinks you did it.

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14. Your Mastiff doesn’t mind the mud… even if you do.

A photo posted by Ashley Gaskins (@ashtgaskins) on Oct 14, 2015 at 4:04pm PDT

15. A coffee table? No, there’s no room.  You’d much rather have the Mastiffs anyway. 

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16. They can pull off a snaggle-toothed sleep-face better than any human… Adorable.

A photo posted by Ann Marie GS (@amgstevenson) on Oct 14, 2015 at 1:56pm PDT

17. You can’t help but love them to shreds!

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