1. “Is that close enough for you? Would you like me to move it a bit closer? I can.”
2. “There’s something about the way you smile when I balance shit on my head… I love it.”
3. “This is nice, isn’t it? I hope you’re enjoying it as much as I am.”
4. “Just checking on you…”
5. ”Ok, they’re home! Get downstairs & act SUPER excited to see them!”
6. “I look ridiculous… but it appears to makes you happy.”
7. “You look upset… did you have a rough day? WATCH THIS… funny, right?”
8. “Every time I put this damn thing in my mouth – everyone laughs & it makes me feel good”
9. “You’re always happier after a good workout – I got it ready for you.”
10. “You were scared, I told you I’d go first and check it out… now, get up here.”
11. “I will smile for you, and in turn… you smile for me. Deal?”
12. “I’m here to listen… lay it on me.”
13. “I brought you a cold beer…”
14. “I am willing to taste test anything you’d like to ensure maximum quality.”
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