1. “I mean…Usually da biggest get’s da shotgun. Just sayin’.” 

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2. “Dude. I iz so effin’ happy to see you. You have no idea.”

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3. “I can do dis. I can do dis… I wonder if anyone iz watching.”

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4. “I really likes my kid… but, i refuze to show that much happiness.”

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5. “Yeah… I get it, super funny. Quick… take da picture before it falls and u can’t get likes on Facebook anymore...”

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6. “What the hell iz wrong wif you? Do you not see I am trying to enter!? HUMAN!!”

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7. “DID YOU HEAR THAT?”

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8. “I want dis. I really want dis. I really really want dis.”

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9. “Hewwo? Human? Pway wif me!”

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10. “Dis my pool… Perfect size for me.”

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11. “It’s an inside joke… you wouldn’t get it. LOL!”

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12. “I think I dezerve an upgrade… dis was my puppy couch, human!”

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13. “Iz my turn Dad!! My Turn!!!!”

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