“If I don’t make eye contact she won’t know it’s me”

A video posted by Alex Roudoy (@alexroudoy) on Dec 9, 2016 at 6:44am PST

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A photo posted by Liz Bazner (@askpliz) on Dec 9, 2016 at 6:40am PST

Hopefully whatever was on the end of this wasn’t that important

A photo posted by Purematta Paras (@puremattaparas) on Dec 9, 2016 at 5:28am PST

Who, me?

A photo posted by kika. (@kika_82_14) on Dec 9, 2016 at 4:07am PST

Good god woman. Anything but Pikachu.

A video posted by Rock! Paper! Scizor! (@rockpaperscizor) on Dec 8, 2016 at 9:21pm PST

If you act casual at the scene of the crime, it means you’re innocent. Right?

A photo posted by Frankie the Frankenweenie (@frankieshortfeet) on Dec 8, 2016 at 8:06pm PST

She’s so fancy

A photo posted by Charlie Fluff & Stuff (@charliedogfluff) on Dec 8, 2016 at 6:16pm PST

Listen, admitting to your crime does not make it better.

A photo posted by Maddie, Nico & Emmylou (@mythreepupparoonies) on Dec 8, 2016 at 5:26pm PST

Bad 2 tha bone.

A photo posted by Melanie (@melwu3) on Dec 8, 2016 at 6:43pm PST

Dog not pictured. Dog too busy running to where Santa will never find him.

A photo posted by Alicia (@whitegurlcray) on Dec 9, 2016 at 8:11am PST

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